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  1. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:36 AM #1
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    Sex on the beach

    is it a poofy Girly Drink. all in favor, say eye
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  2. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:41 AM #2
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    Hah **** off you
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  3. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:41 AM #3
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    Remind me whats in it?
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    Clearly a man who has never had sex on the beach....



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  6. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:46 AM #5
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    sorry Jamie, I couldn't resist
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  7. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:48 AM #6
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    Yes Ian, you clearly are a sex-on-the-beach virgin.
    Quite unlike my "colleague" ( ) here DF
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  8. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:49 AM #7
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    <!------ Sea Side resort
    Last edited by Ianpbaker; Apr 15th, 2002 at 05:01 AM.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  9. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:03 AM #8
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    Its vodka/amaretto (sp?) isn't it?
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  11. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:05 AM #9
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    Originally posted by SjR
    Its vodka/amaretto (sp?) isn't it?
    um.
    vodka, peach schnapps, orange and cranberry juice.

    ****ing beautiful
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  12. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:06 AM #10
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    <!------ Sea Side resort
    ... with a very pebbly beach.

    Hope I haven't just given everyone a mental picture of Ian's post-beach buttocks.
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  13. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:07 AM #11
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    duncan, LOL

    Stacey

    1/2 oz. Vodka.
    1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice.
    1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice.
    1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur.
    1/4 oz. Raspberry Liqueur.

    Shake well and serve with cracked ice.

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  14. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:07 AM #12
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    Originally posted by plenderj


    um.
    vodka, peach schnapps, orange and cranberry juice.

    ****ing beautiful
    ummmm not without amaretto though??
    Otherwise you just got a rather colourful screwdriver

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  15. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:08 AM #13
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    ... with a very pebbly beach.

    Hope I haven't just given everyone a mental picture of Ian's post-beach buttocks.
    thanks. thanks very much.
    *grrrr*
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  16. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:08 AM #14
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    duncan, LOL

    Stacey

    1/2 oz. Vodka.
    1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice.
    1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice.
    1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur.
    1/4 oz. Raspberry Liqueur.

    Shake well and serve with cracked ice.

    Guess it depends where you're from then
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  17. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:10 AM #15
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    Well thats what we drink anyway, and it gets us well smashed
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  18. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:10 AM #16
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    sounds nice though
    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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  19. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:11 AM #17
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    I have to say that sex on the beach is a gritty affair, much akin to sex in the bunker on the 18th....having tried both (in three seperate towns - just to keep the test fair) I can categorically state that sand will always find its way into the most unfathomable places and it takes weeks to remove every last grain.

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  20. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:38 AM #18
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    duncan, LOL

    Stacey

    1/2 oz. Vodka.
    1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice.
    1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice.
    1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur.
    1/4 oz. Raspberry Liqueur.

    Shake well and serve in Ian's crack.




    Might just give that one a miss.................
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