Japanese Lovers

**RSINGH** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:33 AM

Two Japanese sewage workers had an affair, but it didn't last...
They were just Nips that passed in the 5hite

**mendhak** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:35 AM

Why do you spell it 5hite and not 5hit...???

I know about the arse vs. a$$ thing... but 5HITE??? how do you pronounce that? sh - ai - t?

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:35 AM

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DELETE IT BEFORE GAFFER SEES IT.

**GlenW** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
Why do you spell it 5hite and not 5hit...???

I know about the arse vs. a$$ thing... but 5HITE??? how do you pronounce that? sh - ai - t?

5hit doesn't rhyme with night - I think

**RSINGH** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
Why do you spell it 5hite and not 5hit...???

It rhymes with night...

**GlenW** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by RSINGH

It rhymes with night...

SNAP! - sort of

**GlenW** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:39 AM

When its cold does anyone use the phrase 'its pearl harbour'?

**mendhak** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by RSINGH

It rhymes with night...

SNAP.

**mendhak** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by GlenW
When its cold does anyone use the phrase 'its pearl harbour'?

When it's hot does anyone use the phrase 'It's Souvlaki' ?

**Wally Pipp** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:50 AM

/hides from the Gaff Wrath

**mendhak** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:52 AM

/Places a large arrow pointing at Wally.

*over here*

**RSINGH** · Apr 9th, 2002, 05:52 AM

/Puts on crash helmet and body armour

**Gaffer** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:04 AM

/mulls again over the striking resemblance of Ranj and Richard Reid, Shoe Bomber Feller:

Richard Reid

Ranj

**RSINGH** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:12 AM

/Strokes chin and contemplates dastardly revenge

**Gaffer** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:18 AM

The only Dastardly thing in my life is Dick Dastardly and his wretched pigeon

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:27 AM

**Gaffer** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:34 AM

The most intelligible thing you've said today, Ian

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
The most intelligible thing you've said today, Ian

damn it, I thought I would have gone the whole day

**Gaffer** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:36 AM

But am I right about the Ranj/Richard Reid comparison?

oooo, revenge revenge revenge

**RSINGH** · Apr 9th, 2002, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
[B]But am I right about the Ranj/Richard Reid comparison?

No you bloody well aren't!!

Gaff - got the PM, but your Mailbox is full. Did you get my e-mail back??

**Jim Brown** · Apr 9th, 2002, 07:03 AM

There was a 'plane loaded with Nissan gearbox parts flying into Sunderland when one of the cargo doors fell off and a few crates fell out.

Later on the news, they said it had been raining Datsun cogs.

**RSINGH** · Apr 9th, 2002, 07:04 AM

**Jim Brown** · Apr 9th, 2002, 07:13 AM

... there was this guy, who, everytime he broke wind, it came out "Honda!".

He went to dozens of doctors, even a few vets and a gynae for good measure. Alas, to no avail. Then a Harley Street man suggested this wonderful physician in Tokyo, so the guy thought "Bugger it" and cashed in his savings to fly off to Japan. (Bupa wouldn't cover it, see.)

He walked into the guy's room, and immediately out came a massive "Honda!". The doc says "That's easy, you've got a rectal abcess."

Guy goes "Holy Moley, I flew 1/2 way round the world, cashed in my pension, you take 5 seconds and don't even examine me? How do you know?"

Doc goes "Easy! Famous Japanese saying: 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'!".

**Guru** · Apr 9th, 2002, 08:11 AM

Jeez Jim, those two jokes have got to be at least 20 years old!

**Jim Brown** · Apr 9th, 2002, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by Guru
Jeez Jim, those two jokes have got to be at least 20 years old!

But it's da way oi tell'em

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