Jelosy is one of the 7 Deadly Sins which are

  • Wrath
    God gets angry all the time
  • Sloth
    God is Everywhere, surley that
    means he's been in bed for the
    last 20000 years
  • Lust
    Jesus is God's Love child with
    Mary, in fact she was a married
    women so that was adultary as well
  • Envy
    as Jethro Says God is a Jelous God
  • Gluttony
    Think of all the stuff that get's
    sacrificed to god around the World
    You have to be pretty fat to eat
    all that
  • Greed
    see all those sacrifices.
  • Pride
    He gets really pissed off if we
    don't tell him how great he is
    all the Time



I don't know if the seven sins are part of christianity or not, I think the're in there somewhere.




[Edited by Sam Finch on 07-28-2000 at 08:17 AM]