a man is crawling through the dessert after weeks without food or drink, parched he approaches three stalls, little ones with umbrellas each with an attendant
he crawls to the first one and gasps "water Water"
and the first attendat replies ahhh velly solly sir, i only sell cold custard !!!! totally disgusted he cralws to the second stall
he gasps to the second attendant "WATER WATER"
and the second attendant says "vell solly sir i only sell fruit and sponge" even more disgusted he crawls to the third and final stall
he gasps at the third attendant "W A T E R - W A T E R ~~~"
and the attendant says once again "verry sorry sir i only sell hundreds and thousands" ..... bemused the man scrathces his head and says what is this all i want is a bloody glass of water
and the third assistant says
.... wait for it
i agree sir, it is a TRIFLE BAZARRE
I'll get my coat
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