Post Race!

**chrisjk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 11:43 AM

snapping bras again parksie?

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 11:44 AM

Did you just shoot an arrow, Cupid, uh, I mean Parksie?

**parksie** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 11:50 AM

I think Chris was closest

So how is everyone?

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 11:53 AM

I'm magnificent, how are you?

**chrisjk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by parksie
I think Chris was closest

it takes a twanger to spot a twanger

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by parksie
I think Chris was in the closet

You can come out now Chris!

**chrisjk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:25 PM

I was in there briefly getting a mop, but then the wind slammed the door shut and it mysteriously locked, honest!!

**parksie** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
I was in there briefly getting a mop, but then the wind slammed the door shut and it mysteriously locked, honest!!

But how do you explain the goat?

**Pix** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:29 PM

*squerkle*

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:29 PM

I have the key but I need you to do me a favor first!

**chrisjk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:30 PM

The goat was already in the closet, the same thing happened to it earlier

**chrisjk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by barrk
I have the key but I need you to do me a favor first!

oh yeah

*squerkle*

hey pixilicious, how you doing today?

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 12:43 PM

If you wash my teddy and hang it back up in the closet when you're done, I'll let you out!

**Bonker Gudd** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 02:45 PM

Where's the "I am gay" thread?

I thought we were just getting to the bottom of it

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 02:55 PM

Sing with me...

"I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty
and witty
and gay"

**Bonker Gudd** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:07 PM

Leave the bureau in the snow
Catch a tram to Onkel Pö
Early evening ring around the moon
Slip in by the concierge
By the bikes and up the stairs
Snap the latch and creep into the room

You throw off your coat, pick up the post
And put a coffee on
Lie down on the bed, lay back your head
And smoke a cigarette

And listen to the radio
Listen to the radio

In the city late tonight
Double feature, black and white
"Bitter Tears" and "Taxi to the Klo"
Find a bar, avoid a fight
Show your papers, be polite
Walking home with nowhere else to go

You throw off your coat, pick up my note
Put another coffee on
Lie down on the bed, lay back your head
And smoke a cigarette

And listen to the radio
Listen to the radio

Atmospherics after dark
Noise and voices from the past
Across the dial from Moscow to Cologne:
Interference in the night
Thousand miles on either side
Stations fading into the unknown:

So throw off your coat, we'll butter some toast
And put a coffee on:
We'll lie down on the bed, lay back our heads
Smoke another cigarette

And listen to the radio
Listen to the radio

All night long...

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:12 PM

Another quality post by Bonker Gudd

**Wally Pipp** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:31 PM

can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray
Lyin' cold the way you left 'em, but at least your lips caressed them while
you packed
Or the lip-print on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didn't drink
But at least you thought you wanted it, that's so much more than I can say
for me

What a good year for the roses
Many blooms still linger there
The lawn could stand another mowin'
Funny I don't even care
As you turn to walk away
As the door behind you closes
The only thing I have to say
It's been a good year for the roses

After three full years of marriage, it's the first time that you haven't
made the bed
I guess the reason we're not talkin', there's so little left to say we
haven't said
While a million thoughts go racin' through my mind, I find I haven't said a word
From the bedroom the familiar sound of one baby's cryin' goes unheard

What a good year for the roses
Many blooms still linger there
The lawn could stand another mowin'
Funny I don't even care
As you turn to walk away
As the door behind you closes
The only thing I have to say
It's been a good year for the roses

/reflective mood

**SurfDemon** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:35 PM

Howdy folks!

I thought when my contract finished (last week) I would have more time, but it seems completely the other way around (or arseways around if you wish to use the proper technical term).

I've fixed a bazzilion (roughly) things around the house, I'm picking my folks up from the airport in a couple of hours, I've got interviews gallore this week for other contracts that I don't really want, and to top it all I've got to nip to the off license to replace the slab of Boddingtons I filched from my parents house when they were on holiday .... well, they will leave such things lying around.... and I was afraid some burglars might break in and take it, so I removed it to my own house, purely for it's own protection you understand....

SD

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:37 PM

May God bless and keep you always,
May your wishes all come true,
May you always do for others
And let others do for you.
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous,
May you grow up to be true,
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you.
May you always be courageous,
Stand upright and be strong,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy,
May your feet always be swift,
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift.
May your heart always be joyful,
May your song always be sung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.

/hopeful mood

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:39 PM

purely for it's own protection you understand....

You are such a thoughtful son, SD!

**Wally Pipp** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:44 PM

High tide - mid afternoon
People fly by in the traffics boom
Knowing - where you're blowing
Getting to where you should be going.
Don't let them get you down
Making you feel guilty about
Golden rain bring you riches
All the good things - you deserve now.

Climbing forever trying
Find your way out - of the wild wild wood
Now theres no justice
There's only yourself - that you can trust in
And I said - high tide mid afternoon
People fly by in the traffics boom
Knowing - just where you're blowing
Getting to where you should be going.

Day by day your world fades away
Waiting to feel - all the dreams that say
Golden rain will bring you riches
All the good things - you deserve now - and I say
Climbing forever trying
Find your way out - of the wild wild wood

/quiet night watching footie on the telly mood and misses on a girls' night out ...

**SurfDemon** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by barrk

You are such a thoughtful son, SD!

Tsk! It didn't help matters. Someone still managed to drink them all

SD

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 04:09 PM

You really ought to watch your girl's drinking habits......or was it the dog?

**parksie** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 04:34 PM

It was ME!

**rinoaheartilly** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:16 PM

Hey guys

**crptcblade** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:17 PM

Howdy-doodle

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:19 PM

Yup

**rinoaheartilly** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:22 PM

Hey Blade, hey Katie, two of my fave people

**crptcblade** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:23 PM

What's up?

**barrk** · Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:24 PM

Hi Vicky! How are you?

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 03:21 AM

yet abother day beguins with an over priced coffee from starbucks .

Morning All

**SjR** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 03:31 AM

Morning

Having problems this morning - nothing works on my PC - email is jiggered and seems to be upsetting everything else....
....fortunaltely though I can still get on the Internet - oh well, looks like I'll be here for a while

Hows things?

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 03:41 AM

currently kicking myself at the moment. My tax ran out on my car at the end of last month and didn't have enough time to get it over the weekend. was walking back to teh station yesterday and noticed a psot office on the way. qued up for 15 mins this morning, get to the front of the the que only to remember that I need my MOT and certificate of insurance. DOHHHHH. I live a sheltered life as you can see

**SjR** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 03:52 AM

WHATS TAX????

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 04:02 AM

well the goverment have to find money for all their limo's somewhere

**gravyboy** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 04:14 AM

yeah but 76p a litre of diesel? SHEESH . . . it can only mean one thing . . . .

. . . Mr. Graveston's right foot is a lot lighter . . . .

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 04:17 AM

lol

on the journey up to leeds it took 7 hours to go up and got through 3/4 of a tank. came home and it took 4 and a bit hours and got through a full tank. it's 200 miles from leeds to The M25 and did it in a little under 2 hours. No guessing my speed

**gravyboy** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 04:27 AM

B4 my squaddie brother got married and assumed responsibilities he had an Astra GTE - lowered, stiffened, ported, polished, chipped and eventually bored out . . . . he drove home from Windsor to Blackpool in 2.25 hrs . . . . . I dread to think how much fuel he used . . . . but feck that was one entertaining motor . . . I think he got 144 or so out of it before he ran out of clear road

**SjR** · Apr 3rd, 2002, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by gravyboy
B4 my squaddie brother got married and assumed responsibilities he had an Astra GTE - lowered, stiffened, ported, polished, chipped and eventually bored out . . . . he drove home from Windsor to Blackpool in 2.25 hrs . . . . . I dread to think how much fuel he used . . . . but feck that was one entertaining motor . . . I think he got 144 or so out of it before he ran out of clear road

If that was via the M6, I take my hat off to your bro. Thats some going

M6 and clear road are not usually found in the same sentence.

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