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    Lard

    Is Good !!!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Nope.........lard is not good. Lard = cholesterol++++

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    Lard is under apreciated and deserves the admiration.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    There's nothing you can do with lard that you can't do with canola oil! both get the sheets equally slippery.........errr....I mean both cook equally well.

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    Originally posted by barrk
    There's nothing you can do with lard that you can't do with canola oil! both get the sheets equally slippery.........errr....I mean both cook equally well.
    Canola oil? Really? i'll hafta try some with adam




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    here is the proof.

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    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    That has to be a fake picture.......I've she ate lard she have....well...a lard ass and he'd have a gut the size of Oklahoma!

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    actually i think his heart would have exploded in the picture.
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    depends how much they eat.



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    More Proof.

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    Just proves my point...notice how they didn't shoot from the neck down?!?!

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    note the lovely sherry glasses they are holding. a nice 43 vintage if i'm not mistajen
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Lol Katie

    does lard give you freaky eyes like he has?



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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    note the lovely sherry glasses they are holding. a nice 43 vintage if i'm not mistajen
    Your mistajen? *cringes* Why didn't you tell me? I've been calling you Ian all this time *blushes*



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    I think the sherry accounts for the freaky eyes........and the pointy ears too!

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    Ian boyo, you've GOT to kidding. '43? HAH!

    I SPIT on '43. '43 makes you PUKE. Like eating lard. Only
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    lol @ vicky

    Yet more proof. this is becomming un-disputable

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    OMG is that Honeybee's avatar?????

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    Why is LARD always in capitals? Does it stand for something?



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    Originally posted by barrk
    OMG is that Honeybee's avatar?????
    close, but no cigar
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    LOL! I had no idea! NOw if we combine cow power (methane) with lard......we wouldn't have to depend on anyone for our energy needs! Maybe we can even get them to turn back on the light at the end of the tunnel!!!!!!!

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    you know it makes sense
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    It makes perfect sense.....









    ....which is why it will never happen.

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    yup



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    Rhino, lard is what is left over after you butcher the pig. It's all
    the white stuff that gets cooked up, congeals, and is then put in
    cans for British people to eat.....they are about the only ones that
    would eat it (except for Cajuns, they'll eat anything)

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