jesus christ

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:06 AM

jesus ****ing christ

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:15 AM

jesus christ!

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:21 AM

jesus h christ!!!

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:28 AM

It's hard to believe anyone would buy that crap isn't it?

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:29 AM

have you seen the site?

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
have you seen the site?

Yes, is it a piss-take and I'm just very gullible?

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:39 AM

I don't think so, but I have been caught out before, to much vitriole from our younger yankie bretherin...

The guy's picture kind of makes it real...

**Bonker Gudd** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:43 AM

I can believe it

I'm currently staying in a rented house with pictures of angles all round the living room

*begins to print off pictures*

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:43 AM

'Land of the free.....'
Free from any semblance of common sense.

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I can believe it

I'm currently staying in a rented house with pictures of angles all round the living room

*begins to print off pictures*

What kind of angles, right ones?

Sorry couldn't resist that.

**chrismitchell** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:46 AM

Superstar... no hold on...

DerFarm · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:53 AM

Why is Jesus always represented as a slight, straight haired,
cleanly bearded hippie?

The man was a carpenter. I have yet to see a carpenter without
SERIOUS scars on the hands....if not the face.

Most of them wouldn't know a razor if it jumped up and bit them.

**Bonker Gudd** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:55 AM

Karen and Richard never had scars on their hands

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:57 AM

LOL &

@ Bonker at the same time

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd

Karen and Richard never had scars on their hands

Was Karen that singer who used to hide behind the microphone stand?

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
jesus christ!

I'm sorry, but that picture scares the living **** out of me. What's he supposed to be - a serial killing hitch-hiker?

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:23 AM

naw, Dunc, "he's always with you"

This is just plain wierd:

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:33 AM

Yeah, but could you imagine looking in the rear-view mirror and seeing that grinning buffoon? Yikes!

And why does he look like he's going to steal that horn?

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:38 AM

There's some funny **** going on here

**Ianpbaker** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
There's some funny **** going on here

Jesus even helps you scew

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:43 AM

He looks like he's going to give the lumberjack a fisting....

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:52 AM

I don't recall any Bible stories about Jesus being sans legs.

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:55 AM

And here - is he going to roger her or choke her?

**Gaffer** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:56 AM

A demi-god?

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
A demi-god?

LOL!!

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:58 AM

I'm *****ing telling you, you'll never get it in from there.

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 11:59 AM

10 points for the old granny in the zimmer frame.

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 12:00 PM

Jesus could operate his new puppet one handed.

**chrismitchell** · Mar 25th, 2002, 12:21 PM

Do it ... become the new Sweeny Todd!!!

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:35 PM

[Boy] Hey mister give us our ball back!!!

[Jesus]Ha ha ha. Bloody short-arses.

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:39 PM

Go on, drill him again! Serves the b*stard right for not believing in me.

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:41 PM

We can sneak up on the cows by hiding behind this hay. Watch them crap themselves when we jump out!

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:44 PM

Especially this one is good : Getcher party supplies here and party all night with all those wacky priests !

Fun is probably a sin

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:46 PM

Hey look four eyes. Everyone's leaving. Man you must be boring.

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:48 PM

Your right! This internet porn is great. And look, with these robes I can touch myself in a special way with no-one noticing.

**SurfDemon** · Mar 25th, 2002, 01:51 PM

Go-on, just a quickie. I know you need the cash.....

Behemoth · Mar 25th, 2002, 02:02 PM

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG

**chrismitchell** · Mar 25th, 2002, 02:12 PM

Desperate Dan waited eagerly for his Cow Pies.

**chrismitchell** · Mar 25th, 2002, 02:14 PM

Alice Cooper having nightmares

**chrismitchell** · Mar 25th, 2002, 02:16 PM

"The leg bones connected to the .... errrr .. something"

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