Why.............?

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 06:39 AM

Why don't people who believe in re-incarnation leave all their money to themselves when they die?

Why did god create something as beautiful as women, and then spoil it by giving them voices?

**plenderj** · Mar 25th, 2002, 06:58 AM

I've another question.

If god supposedly loves us all, and created this lovely wonderful planet for us to live on, then why did he create filburt1 and put it here too ?

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:07 AM

Did God create Himself or did we do that ?

**plenderj** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:08 AM

If you go by the explanation from "Black & White", then we did.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:10 AM

Easy on the brews plender

**plenderj** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:12 AM

Nah I'm serious

Black & White is a game : www.bwgame.com in which you play, well, God.

And in the cutscene at the beginning the voiceover says a god is created everytime someone calls to one or requests one or something like that

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:14 AM

Playing God, my favourite passtime

(I do know B&W, you know. Even played it once or twice. Thank god (sic ! ) for people like Peter Molyneux)

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:16 AM

Why do women use so much toilet paper?

**plenderj** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by GlenW
Why do women use so much toilet paper?

I don't know any that do.
But um well they have to wipe after they pee, so I suppose they'd use more than us there anyway

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by plenderj

I don't know any that do.
But um well they have to wipe after they pee, so I suppose they'd use more than us there anyway

In my experience I could probably cleanse an elephants genetalia with the amount of toilet paper my wife and daughter use.

**plenderj** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by GlenW

In my experience I could probably cleanse an elephants genetalia with the amount of toilet paper my wife and daughter use.

LOL

Thats odd though.
Because my girlfriend doesn't use all that much really.

Do they take long to take a piss /

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:30 AM

Do they take long to take a piss /

No, it has always surprised me how quickly women can empty their bladders.
In the morning, especially after a good night out, I take ages.
I don't know, I suppose womens toiletry habits will always be a mystery to me. A strangely attractive mystery but a mystery non-the-less.

**plenderj** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by GlenW

No, it has always surprised me how quickly women can empty their bladders.
In the morning, especially after a good night out, I take ages.
I don't know, I suppose womens toiletry habits will always be a mystery to me. A strangely attractive mystery but a mystery non-the-less.

Oh you should go in and watch.
Thye get a very weird looking face on them

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by plenderj

Oh you should go in and watch.
Thye get a very weird looking face on them

I do, but when I watch my wife the last I want her to do is wipe.
Oh dear I don't know if I should submit this.
Yeah why not.

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:01 AM

Anyone know what the collective noun for freaks is? Is it a clutch, a barrel or a ****load?

I think I need to use it.

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Anyone know what the collective noun for freaks is? Is it a clutch, a barrel or a ****load?

I think I need to use it.

A me of freaks?

**Bonker Gudd** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by GlenW
I do, but when I watch my wife the last I want her to do is wipe.
Oh dear I don't know if I should submit this.
Yeah why not.

You posted it...

and I quoted it

It all happens soooo quickly

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by GlenW
A me of freaks?

Hmmmm.... A Glen of freaks.

Yes, that'll do.

**GlenW** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Hmmmm.... A Glen of freaks.

Yes, that'll do.

Yes!!!! Fame at last I'm a collective pro-noun.

**Guru** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by GlenW

In my experience I could probably cleanse an elephants genetalia with the amount of toilet paper my wife and daughter use.

You could go to the other extreme
My 5 year old daughter is a bio-hazzard.

She never uses toilet paper , never washes her hands never flushes the toilet and sucks her thumb constantly.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 25th, 2002, 09:43 AM

A brae of shitheads

**thinktank2** · Mar 25th, 2002, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Guru

You could go to the other extreme
My 5 year old daughter is a bio-hazzard.
She never uses toilet paper , never washes her hands never flushes the toilet and sucks her thumb constantly.

and your family doctor is a millionaire by now..

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