A commercial airliner disappeared from the sky according to radar record and then 'something' crashed into the Pentagon, which those spin doctors claim was that airplane. Actually, the plane was eaten by my green space wander friends that dress in black English suits and I plugged that hole in the Pentagon with a nuclear Farmer's blow snot shot that the aliens showed me. So you got me. Wasn't the missing airplane like all the other missing airplanes that crashed into buildings that day, was my own alien engineered nuclear snot shot that I ripped out just to cause confusion so that someone would post about it on the web and I could have something to comment about because I am so lonely (at least when the aliens aren't here probing).