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  1. Mar 20th, 2002, 10:23 AM #1
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    Most Common Lies

    It must have been done before but here goes:

    No, it won't hurt.

    The cheques in the post.

    In your mouth? of course not.

    No! not a drop, dear.

    I've had a vasectomy.
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  2. Mar 20th, 2002, 10:26 AM #2
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    I'll be right back

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  4. Mar 20th, 2002, 10:29 AM #4
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    No, you don't look fat in that dress.
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    No, I don't think your sister has nicer breasts.

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    Its not what you think. Honest.
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  9. Mar 20th, 2002, 10:40 AM #8
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    don't worry the cops can't catch us...

    trust me baby its 10 inches long ....
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  12. Mar 20th, 2002, 12:34 PM #10
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    no i havn't been drinking tonight ... officer
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  14. Mar 20th, 2002, 01:53 PM #12
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    Of course I wouldn't cheat on you.
    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
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  17. Mar 20th, 2002, 11:36 PM #15
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    No officer, this isn't your wifes underwear in my mouth.....


    ... how many times has this happened to me

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  18. Mar 20th, 2002, 11:45 PM #16
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    This is the best thing that has even happened to me.
    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
    If this thread is finished with please mark it "Resolved" by selecting "Mark thread resolved" from the "Thread tools" drop-down menu.
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  19. Mar 21st, 2002, 09:59 AM #17
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    No. No. Two minutes is perectly normal for a guy.....

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  21. Mar 21st, 2002, 10:26 AM #19
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    Honest it's a breathaliser. Now hurry up and blow mam!
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  22. Mar 21st, 2002, 10:31 AM #20
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    Hehe, made me laugh.. It's a bit rude so I'll leave you to click on the link instead of displaying it.
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  24. Mar 21st, 2002, 10:54 AM #22
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    Originally posted by Jamagei
    Hehe, made me laugh.. It's a bit rude so I'll leave you to click on the link instead of displaying it.
    Good to see Mr Baker's famous at last.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  25. Mar 21st, 2002, 11:16 AM #23
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    Good to see Mr Baker's famous at last.
    Hello there, I have an appointment to see Duncan. What's that you say, why am I holding this baseballbat ? I'm his plastic surgeon.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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    any way, 25c is way too classy for me, I would be lucky to get a dime
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  27. Mar 21st, 2002, 11:28 AM #25
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    Hello there, I have an appointment to see Duncan. What's that you say, why am I holding this baseballbat ? I'm his plastic surgeon.
    Come on up - I need all the help I can get.
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