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  1. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:20 AM #1
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    Vice-ometer

    http://www.thisismoney.com/calculato...viceometer.htm

    Your annual vice bill: £534.56
    Of which Government takes: £243.65
    (Duty + VAT)
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  2. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:25 AM #2
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    Your vice bill is £2772.80
    of which the Government takes 1445.03

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  3. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:37 AM #3
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    Strewth!

    Do you smoke Ian?

    Or are you permanently pissed...
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  4. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:38 AM #4
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    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  6. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:54 AM #5
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    Jeez - I'm paying £1267.76 in ciggie tax alone I better get a fooking comfy hospital bed.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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  7. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:58 AM #6
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    yeah, I know that feeling mate. I did the maths, 20 a day at 4.45 = £1619.80 a year of which, 1267.76 is tax
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  8. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:07 AM #7
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    Jings!

    I'm soooooooooooo glad my wife and I both gave up. There's no way we could afford it now.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  9. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:27 AM #8
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    I'll post my alcohol bill once I recover from the shock.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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  11. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:28 AM #9
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    Jings!

    I'm soooooooooooo glad my wife and I both gave up. There's no way we could afford it now.
    Too right!!

    I gave up gave up smoking 10 ½ years ago and used the money I saved in the first 4 months to buy a decent sound system.

    I've still got it now; lasted somewhat longer than cigarettes would have.
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  12. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:56 AM #10
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    Your annual vice bill: £1925.38

    of which Government takes: £1382.92

    I must be slacking
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  13. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:59 AM #11
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    Your annual vice bill: £7355.86

    of which the Government takes: £0.00


    Thank God hookers and cocaine aren't taxed.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  14. Mar 18th, 2002, 08:01 AM #12
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    Your annual vice bill: £7355.86

    of which the Government takes: £0.00


    Thank God hookers and cocaine aren't taxed.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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    IE5 crashed why I entered my last result

    Total was about 4,800 though - dunnot what the tax was...
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    I need a stiff drink.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    I need a stiff pink one.
    eh?

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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    Total was about 4,800 though
    Spot the contractor!
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  19. Mar 18th, 2002, 08:52 AM #17
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    ...or the alcoholic!!!

    That can't be right - I don't booze THAT much - I'm stoned most of the time And I only smoke 5 -10 cigs a day....
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  20. Mar 18th, 2002, 09:00 AM #18
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    6581 of which the goverment takes 2710.











    bugger.



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    Originally posted by tumblingdown
    6581 of which the goverment takes 2710.


    td.
    Is that for real?

    Can you itemise it for us?
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  22. Mar 18th, 2002, 09:10 AM #20
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    Total Vice Bill - 4892.50
    Mr Brown takes - 2166.66

    Hucking Fell - I'd have to earn ~9000 to finance that (40% tax).
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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  23. Mar 18th, 2002, 09:13 AM #21
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    Total Vice Bill - 4892.50
    Mr Brown takes - 2166.66

    Hucking Fell - I'd have to earn ~9000 to finance that (40% tax).
    mmm, it's not all doom and gloom though:

    The Joys of Life

    aaaaah *sigh
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  24. Mar 18th, 2002, 09:22 AM #22
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    Which VBW member could this be.

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    I see justin's prodigy is comming along nicely
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  27. Mar 18th, 2002, 10:17 AM #25
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    Originally posted by Guru


    Is that for real?

    Can you itemise it for us?
    i'd closed that page, but i did another one...


    20 fags a day @ £4.80 (emabassy filters) = £1321 tax
    25 pints of beer a week @ £2.80 = £893.53 tax
    15 bottles of wine a month @ £5.0 £349.84 tax
    13 bottles of spirits @ £16 = £104.11 tax
    £5 a week on lottery (i don't do it very often, but will occasionaly go and blow 50 lucky dips in one go) = £31.2 tax

    total = £6773
    Govt takes £2693.3


    i think i may cut out that lottery


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