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  1. Mar 18th, 2002, 06:54 AM #1
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    Scary story

    IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.....





    A man was walking home alone late one
    night when he hears a......







    BUMP...







    BUMP...








    BUMP... behind him.







    Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the
    middle of the street towards him.....








    BUMP...











    BUMP...









    BUMP...









    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...








    faster...







    faster...











    BUMP...











    BUMP...












    BUMP.
















    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
    him....
















    However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
















    clappity-BUMP...
















    clappity-BUMP...
















    clappity-BUMP...
















    on the heels of the terrified man.....

















    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
    His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.....
















    With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
    Bumping and clapping towards him....
















    The man screams and reaches for something, anything ...
    but all he can find is a bottle of Benylin in the medicine cabinet....
















    Desperate, he throws the bottle at the coffin ...


















    .. the coffin stops.
    Another light-hearted post from Guru
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  2. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:04 AM #2
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    God all mighty, that is bad
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  3. Mar 18th, 2002, 07:07 AM #3
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    Grooooaaaaannn

    Gordon Bennett, that beats most of Katie's, any day.
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  4. Mar 18th, 2002, 10:42 AM #4
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    I don't get it
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  6. Mar 18th, 2002, 10:48 AM #5
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    Originally posted by parksie
    I don't get it
    *ahem*
    coffin, coughing?
    Another light-hearted post from Guru
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  7. Mar 18th, 2002, 10:50 AM #6
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    Arrgghhh gaaawddd that's nasty

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  8. Mar 18th, 2002, 10:50 AM #7
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    Brought to you by the power of Benylin.
    What is the answer to this question?
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  9. Mar 18th, 2002, 10:50 AM #8
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    i thought that was rather good actually.





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