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    !!!!!!!

    Fooking hell it's quite in here today. Someone Die ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Fooking hell it's quite in here today. Someone Bi ?
    Quite a few would be my guess.

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    Rain Rain Go away
    fook off back up north, that's what I say.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I'm here!

    Fcuking WinGate broke my connection, and I could send anything (i.e. post here, send an email, allow downloads via AudioGalaxy, nothing).

    Grrr

    Still trying to share this aDSL across the network...it worked for a bit but then it went belly-up for some reason.
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    I'm here

    Did anyone get the Observer at the weekend? Chris Morris (of Brass Eye notorioty) wrote a review of the last 6 months since Sept 11th

    http://www.observer.co.uk/review/sto...668664,00.html

    I'm afraid that I found this hilarious; he's gonig to be in SO much trouble after this

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    LOL, nice

    Yep, they're going to get caned for it, but I think it's funny too!
    27th: There are delays in sending American special forces to Afghanistan when the entire air force refuse to fly in a plane
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    I think Chris Morris is so funny.

    No doubt, as usual, many people will completely misinterpret the point of his satire and accuse him of insensitivity towards the victims.

    They do not realise that he is not taking the p*ss out of the tragedy itself but of the media and public reaction to it.
    Everything I say is either loose interpretation of dubious facts or idle speculation rooted in irrational sentiment.

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    19th: Blair announces support for the US intention to bomb during Ramadan but confirms that out of respect for Islam, all food parcels dropped during this period will be empty.
    That one really made me laugh!
    Everything I say is either loose interpretation of dubious facts or idle speculation rooted in irrational sentiment.

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    Classic!
    December

    1st: An email print-out dated 10 September and signed by Jo Moore is discovered in a house in Kandahar. It reads: 'Need to bury story about local councillors' expenses... Fly two airliners into World Trade Centre?'
    The results of a new study show that at the time of the 11 September attacks, America was unequivocally asking for it. American researchers at the highly respected Massachusetts Institute of Technology who collated the DNA profiles, conversational attitudes and facial disposition of more than 8,000 Americans are said to be 'devastated' by the results. Test supervisor Bill Porman said: 'I'm sorry to say but spend any time with these people and you start to think, sure, I'd do it, they're absolutely ****ing insufferable.'
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    Originally posted by simonm

    19th: Blair announces support for the US intention to bomb during Ramadan but confirms that out of respect for Islam, all food parcels dropped during this period will be empty.

    That one really made me laugh!
    Yeah, that was my fav too...

    Check this out too:

    http://www.observer.co.uk/review/sto...668763,00.html

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    'Operation Infinite Enemy is not a war against Islam, it's a war against Muslims'
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    Everything I say is either loose interpretation of dubious facts or idle speculation rooted in irrational sentiment.

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    Rain Rain Go away
    fook off back up north, that's what I say.

    k.. k.. k... kunt (gareth impression)


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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    I'm here

    Did anyone get the Observer at the weekend? Chris Morris (of Brass Eye notorioty) wrote a review of the last 6 months since Sept 11th

    http://www.observer.co.uk/review/sto...668664,00.html

    I'm afraid that I found this hilarious; he's gonig to be in SO much trouble after this
    I finally got round to reading it all!

    I recognised some of it as news items from http://www.thesmokehammer.com/
    Another light-hearted post from Guru

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    Nice day in Sydney...washed my hair, caught a movie, posted like a 1000 times in here.....

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