I have a beautiful daughter and would trade her for anything
Hmmm . . . okay I know that was a typo, but did you ever see that scene in the Blues Brothers where they're trying to get one of the members of the band back in but he's got a good job as a Maitre De at a posh restaurant and doesn't want to do the gig, so they get a table and start harassing the people around them . . .

"How much for your daughter? I want to buy your daughter, how much for the little girl?"

J, you better correct that typo before you start getting some offers.