How do you put a Giraffe in a Refrigerator?

[Jamagei]

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells
whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for the answer. The questions are not that
difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



















The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe and close the door. (Simple enough ?) This question
tests whether you are doing simple things in complicated
ways.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?























Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant
and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out of the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests
your prudence.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend ?




















Correct Answer : The Elephant !


The Elephant is in the refrigerator ! This tests whether
you have comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer correctly the last three questions,
this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification
to be a professional.



4. There is a crocodile-infested river with no bridges.
How do you manage to get across it ?















Correct Answer ! : Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles
are attending the Animal Meeting !

I hope you got this one correct.

Don't be frustrated, according to the statistics of Andersen
Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
failed the exam. (But most preschoolers got it correct which
disproves the theory that most "professionals" have the
brains of a four year old


Disclaimer : No animals were harmed in the research for these questions. If you chose to put animals in your fridge/freezer/oven it's not my problem. In fact I will just laugh and point at you if you do. So there

[Ianpbaker]

[Jethro]

LOL


Ain't taking tests at the moment following the Gay test thread...lets just say some one has to be too the right of the bell curve

[Wally Pipp]

Hey ! I didn't get a giraffe in my refridgerator ! Stupid animal kept kicking and running away. I blame the cheese

[Pickler]

Can you pleassssse give back my giraffe now

[NotLKH]

"Ok Mr. Giraffe, just this way, riggght over here, thats right,
opens refrigerator door, makes sure its empty, kicks out Granny
now if you can turn around, thats right, and back it up, up,
up, good! Now sit down, go ahead, sit, Good! You comfy? Need
anything, Coffee, a Smoke, a Beer, anything, no? Goood!.

Alright, I'll be back soon, Reaches back, Grabs door Bye Bye!

Turns around, BackSlams Door. acckkkh cff gack! oops! Turns back around.........

[Martin Wilson]

I don't have a refridgerator I put the giraffe in the oven and it died.

[beachbum]

Another fridge puzzle... why is the abbreviation of refrigerator -> fridge??? Where did the extra letter come from???

[Martin Wilson]

Well...originally the refrigerator was called the refri-gerator (people used to use it to cook their food) but that was confusing so they added the d.