Everybody interviews Jpbtennisman

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:17 PM

Go on, ask the many questions of the world left unanswered. I will answer them.

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:19 PM

Why does the ghost of Billy Carter haunt my dreams?

**Pix** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:19 PM

why won't my boomerang come back?

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Why does the ghost of Billy Carter haunt my dreams?

What are dreams? Dreams are an illusion.

Oh geez, now I'm soundin like Kedaman...

I don't know who that is or why he does that.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Pix
why won't my boomerang come back?

It has been cursed by the 1337-speakers, as vengeance...muwahahaha

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by Pix
why won't my boomerang come back?

Someone hasn't trained it enough.

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:22 PM

Why is everyone against Penguins and Fat Purple Queers who Hop Around your desktop? At least you arent against coffee

**Pix** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:23 PM

Why do I always have "them" after me?

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_

Why is everyone against Penguins and Fat Purple Queers who Hop Around your desktop? At least you arent against coffee

Fat purple queers-- well who isn't against them.

Penguins represent a pain-in-the-ass operating system mostly supported by liberal hippies who think any company with a market cap over $100 billion is the root of all evil.

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Pix
Why do I always have "them" after me?

Them's obviously got discerning taste.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Pix
Why do I always have "them" after me?

You don't know your grammar rules.

**Pix** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman

You don't know your grammar rules.

Yes I do

At least I can type in English

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:36 PM

Is there a good reason why Pepsi needs lemon in it?

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:37 PM

Fat purple queers-- well who isn't against them.

Ok that one i have to agree with

Penguins represent a pain-in-the-ass operating system mostly supported by liberal hippies who think any company with a market cap over $100 billion is the root of all evil.

That i don't agree with. Linux people don't think that the root of all evil is large companies, they think it is Microsoft, which just happens to be a large company. If you were putting a web server or a network server or any kind of server up chances are you would use linux, if you were doing anything else except being a hobbyist chances are you would use windows. Though i do dislike Microsoft for some of the bussiness descisions that they have made over tha past while (just like i dislike Chapters and Amazon for what they do to publishers) I am not prejudiced against anything they release, yes i think 98/95/ME are HUGE pieces of crap, i think 2000 and XP rock, NT 4 i am really undecided on since i haven't had extensive time to work on it. but from the little time i had i found it a pain in the a$$.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:41 PM

I wasn't offending you i was offending the idiots who think that way

And yes I think it's good for nothing more than a web server and it's more trouble than it's worth

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Is there a good reason why Pepsi needs lemon in it?

No.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Pix

Yes I do

At least I can type in English

Well "them" does not come after "me".

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:41 PM

Why do my shoes smell like bean dip?

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Why do my shoes smell like bean dip?

It was me.

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:44 PM

If I have 2 apples, and take away 3, why can't giraffes drive mopeds?

**Pix** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman

Well "them" does not come after "me".

Ok then, smarty, how about "why are they always after me?"?

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:44 PM

the only thing lemon pepsi is good for is in drinks

. Most idiots who are prejudiced against microsoft are so because they tend to squeeze good companies out of bussiness. (Netscape was the best until they were bought out by AOL). They also tend to lie alot (IE can't be taken out of XP my ass)

**rjlohan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 08:47 PM

What is the average air-speed of a swallow?

**nishantp** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:05 PM

Notice the difference in caliber of the questions compared with Kadaman's thread

Ok Justin, whats the meaning of life?

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by Pix

Ok then, smarty, how about "why are they always after me?"?

Oh. Because you're anti-1337.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by rjlohan
What is the average air-speed of a swallow?

I'm thinkin somewhere in the neighborhood of 26.318203mph.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by nishantp
Notice the difference in caliber of the questions compared with Kadaman's thread

Ok Justin, whats the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to have the 1337est computer.

Seriously, that, and..uhh...somethin or other. Can't remember right now.

**rjlohan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:56 PM

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

**rjlohan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:57 PM

Now this one is a tough one... who is the guy in my avatar pic?

**crptcblade** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:57 PM

Or the chicken omlette?

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by rjlohan
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Egg.

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by rjlohan
Now this one is a tough one... who is the guy in my avatar pic?

Mendoza?

**rjlohan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 10:00 PM

Oh yeah, I put his name in the filename, didn't I?

**kalicki** · Mar 12th, 2002, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman

The meaning of life is to have the 1337est computer.

Seriously, that, and..uhh...somethin or other. Can't remember right now.

Maybe that whole "happiness" thing, being with the one you love, etc... Not like you'd know....

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Mar 12th, 2002, 10:05 PM

NO NO NO! you got it all wrong, the second 1337est computer in the universe told us that the answer to life the universe and everything is 42, the 1337est computer in the universe told use that the question is 6 * 9

**JungleMan** · Mar 12th, 2002, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by rjlohan
Oh yeah, I put his name in the filename, didn't I?

Yep.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 13th, 2002, 03:10 AM

Why is chocolate brown and not green ?

**rjlohan** · Mar 13th, 2002, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Why is chocolate brown and not green ?

My chocolate is green.... is that bad?

**rjlohan** · Mar 13th, 2002, 03:21 AM

Who is Mendoza?

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 13th, 2002, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by rjlohan

My chocolate is green

[suspicious mode]

This is not some Aussie slang for virginity, is it ?

[/suspicious mode]

Thread: Everybody interviews Jpbtennisman

Thread Tools

Display

Everybody interviews Jpbtennisman

Posting Permissions