Do you have problems?

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 07:49 AM

I just met this guy that had the wierdest problem in the world. He kept double posting.
Well to cut a long story short I saved him! Am I great or what?
Any one else got any problems for me to solve?

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 07:51 AM

Yeah, ur a diety.

i have a problem. Sometimes my hair has a lot of dandruff in it and sometimes it has NO dandruff. How do I make sure the dandruff never returns?

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 07:53 AM

Buy some anti-dandruff shampoo and make sure you rinse your hair properly when you wash it.

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 07:56 AM

There's a problem with anti dandruff shampoo...

If you read the label it says

1. Wash Hair
2. Massage Shampoo into scalp
3. Rinse Hair
4. Repeat

So, basically, the shampoo finishes within half an hour! What do I do about this, oh enlightened one?

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 07:58 AM

When it says 'repeat' it means 'repeat if necessary'. It may be necessary to repeat it once but 2 or 3+ times is generally too many.

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:01 AM

wow! I never thought of that. you truly are,
The Englightened One

Don't YOU have any problems you'd like to share?

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:07 AM

Well...errr...the light bulb in my room keeps blowing. I replace it and 5 minutes later it blows again.
I have to do all my work in the light of my computer screen, which is kinda of romantic but is completely wrecking my eyes.

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:14 AM

Blow the roof of your building, so ull have constant daylight.

OR

Put on some night vision goggles.

OR

Win the lottery and buy a whooole lot of bulbs... and buy yourself a bulb replacin' dude. That would be easier.

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:19 AM

Blow the roof of your building, so ull have constant daylight.
-What about at night? And when it's raining?

Put on some night vision goggles.
- Good idea but they are very expensive and a bit cumbersome to be wearing all the time.

Win the lottery and buy a whooole lot of bulbs... and buy yourself a bulb replacin' dude. That would be easier.
-And how do you propose I do that?

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:31 AM

What about at night? And when it's raining?
Night: Lots of blankets. Raining: Lots of umbrellas

Good idea but they are very expensive and a bit cumbersome to be wearing all the time.
Four words: Night vision contact lens

And how do you propose I do that?
Winning the lottery is easy. You just gotta develop psychic abilities. If you don't know how to develop psychic abilities, just ask me.

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:36 AM

How can I develop psychic abilities?

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:42 AM

see, I **KNEW** you were going to ask me that

no, not because I have psychic abilities... but because I've noticed that you and I have nothing better to do than to keep checking back in the chit chat forum and wait for replies.

To develop psychic abilities, you must start off by long sessions of meditation. By meditating, you will clear up your mind and develop more focus. This will help you in channelling all the "psychic vibes" which you have to receive. The meditation will have to be done in a place of complete solitude, like, say... Mars.

Once you do that, you must enrol in one of those institutes where they train those stupid ppl from the "Psychic Friends Network"

Eventually, once you have developed your psychic abilities, you will be able to predict with irregular accuracy forecoming events. But this will have nothing to do with predicting lottery numbers, so you and I are just wasting our time here.

Do you wanna go to some yahoo chat room and start a fight?

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 08:51 AM

naah.. stupid idea. forget it.

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 09:50 AM

A fight! Shut up you weirdo, you are such an idiot.

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 09:53 AM

I may be an idiot, but I'm not a WEIRDO.

YOU ARE A WEIRDO, YOU WEIRDO.

There, I have implied my point, and wasted more server space.

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 09:55 AM

Me? A weirdo?
[whiney voice]
"Help me, help me, I can't help but post things twice. Help me, help me, I can't help but post things twice."
[/whiney voice]

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 11:52 AM

[Goofy Voice]
Uhyuk... uh... gawsh... you should stop double posting!
Uhuhyuk... gawsh.. I am great. Do you need help? Use anti dandruff shampoo wheeeee

Uh-Uh-Yuk... GAWWWSH
[/Goofy Voice]

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**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 12:42 PM

Hmmm...bored now. Oh well. Who won?

**mendhak** · Mar 9th, 2002, 12:51 PM

Let's just say nobody,
but "THEY" came out in front.

**Martin Wilson** · Mar 9th, 2002, 12:59 PM

They must have as we are the only ones here and neither of us won.

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