To bone or not to bone?

[chrisjk]

To bone or not to bone?
That is the question.

Not "Who shall I bone?"

[chrisjk]

there's a saying, great minds think alike, something like that anyway

[Jamagei]

I don't think it is a question of whether to or not, more of the question "How drunk should I get before hand?"

[chrisjk]

ah, but even when pished you still have to decide the answer to the question "to bone or not to bone"

Almost guaranteed to be yes, alcohol is merely a persuasive measure.

What's that? I'm talking bollocks?

[Jamagei]

The amount of pints to drink are inversely proportional to the look of the girl on the 1 to 10 scale. In this respect girls alway get a not so bad score. Lets say for every two pints the point is increased by one. 10 being zero pint.

If they were a 1 to start with aiming for 9 pints then after two pints they become a 2 (so that makes 6 pints to go) Two more they become a 3 (which makes 3 pints to go) two more and they are a 4 and you have drunk just the right amount of pints for a class 4 girl.

Any questions?

[chrisjk]

So if a "chick" was 1, you would need to down 18 bevvies before she become a 10?

[Jamagei]

No, a '1' chick would never make it to a 10 unless you were seriously drinking and didn't see her until after a certain amount of pints were drunk.

a '1' chick would only require 6 pints to become a 4 (who requires six pints for you to bed them)

I think I am waffling and am going to shut up now.

[chrisjk]

bit too scientific for me

[chrisjk]

since others were trying to be clever

shame they missed the boat somewhat