Katie's kiwese class for today

[Jethro]

Now that katie has mastered ockerisms, it's time for a more difficult subject Kiwi speak.

ear roebucks - Cardio-vascular exercise class at the
"jum"

hick - Exclamation, euphemism for hell e.g 'What the hick...?", 'You're got a hick of a nerve...'

[barrk]

Pardon my ignorance but is Kiwi speak interchangeable with Aussie speak??

[Wally Pipp]

oooooh so close .... that was nearly an insult

[barrk]

[rjlohan]

Originally posted by barrk
Pardon my ignorance but is Kiwi speak interchangeable with Aussie speak??

Ummm.... NO! We just hear so much of it, that we can usually understand what words they're stumbling over.

Cin I get you some fush n' chups, Jethro, eh bro?

[beachbum]

Originally posted by rjlohan
Ummm.... NO! We just hear so much of it, that we can usually understand what words they're stumbling over.

I overhear it anytime I pass the local Unemployment office ....

[Jethro]

Nope, you gotta learn to flatten those vowels....

But you can be a Kiwi Sheila as well....

Australia is in fact a colony of New Zealand, we brought it off the pomms for a buck fifty


good morning rj, the sun's up...looking a good day for your parade my man

[rjlohan]

Originally posted by Jethro
Nope, you gotta learn to flatten those vowels....

But you can be a Kiwi Sheila as well....

Australia is in fact a colony of New Zealand, we brought it off the pomms for a buck fifty


good morning rj, the sun's up...looking a good day for your parade my man

I think you have your history mixed up Jethro. $1.50 was what the Aussie Govt. pay Kiwis every week, in a bid to get them back home.

Oh, and I'm getting as far away as possible - heading to Wamberal this arvo. Gonna hit the piss tonight, maybe catch a few waves, should be sweet. You boys can be as gay as you like, I won't be around to judge you.

[Jethro]

Am in tip top shape for it all......

Sydney would like to send a big welcome to our friends from the US, Britain, Belguim and Norway, and especially a big thanks to the English cricket team for making the scene

Over to our hostess for the evening, the lovely Ms BeachBum..

[rjlohan]

I was a bit offended/upset to see Bob the Builder making an appearance. It's a kids TV show for **** sakes. Is nothing sacred?!?

[DragonFly]

Originally posted by rjlohan
I was a bit offended/upset to see Bob the Builder making an appearance. It's a kids TV show for **** sakes. Is nothing sacred?!?

Hands off BOB!!!

BOB's a real man!


.......mind you, he's veeeeery slow on the uptake with the
lovely Wendy.......hmmmmm


Have fun up at Wamberal rj....watch that rip though!