Bitchdom (for the women of the forum)

**barrk** · Feb 28th, 2002, 03:36 PM

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a *****.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a *****.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a *****.

Being a ***** means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a *****.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. By God, I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a *****, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

**parksie** · Feb 28th, 2002, 03:39 PM

Well, since it means so much to you......

......hey *****

:k

(kidding lol)

**barrk** · Feb 28th, 2002, 03:39 PM

**ghost ryder** · Feb 28th, 2002, 03:45 PM

i dont think you should take "*****" as an insult

if a guy (or another woman) calls you ***** its obvious they are jealous of you and the fact that your a powerful female

oh and by the by...

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

very cool

and since ill never get this opportunity again, your a *****!

(u know i mean it in the good way)

**Pix** · Feb 28th, 2002, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by barrk
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a *****.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a *****.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a *****.

Being a ***** means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a *****.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. By God, I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a *****, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

Jethro · Feb 28th, 2002, 04:54 PM

Hey Pres Bush.....jethro reads title of thread...OMG bitchkrieg

*Jethro runs screaming from the room...

Jethro · Feb 28th, 2002, 04:56 PM

Jethro finally reads first post

katie your a *****

So is DF...teehee...got to go...before the vast majority of teen dweebs emerge from behind their pot plants to make comments...

GR.....goats

That's disgusting....

**Wally Pipp** · Feb 28th, 2002, 04:59 PM

You're a big girlie you

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 28th, 2002, 05:04 PM

B = Big
I = Itchy
T = Testicles
C = Can
H = Hurt

**Wally Pipp** · Feb 28th, 2002, 05:05 PM

Never fails. Just call upon Ian to give a thread that little extra oomph

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 28th, 2002, 05:08 PM

always happy to oblige my dear fella

**Wally Pipp** · Feb 28th, 2002, 05:09 PM

Would that be a personal contribution then ?

**DragonFly** · Feb 28th, 2002, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by barrk

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

Count me in Katie......*****,*****,*****,*****,*****

ps - I'm sure you're a ***** too.

**beachbum** · Feb 28th, 2002, 05:58 PM

You've heard the old joke?...

What's the difference between a slut and a *****?

A slut roots everyone at the party.
A ***** roots everyone at the party except you

runs away to the potplant again

**JungleMan** · Feb 28th, 2002, 06:17 PM

That's great, *****!

**DragonFly** · Feb 28th, 2002, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by beachbum
You've heard the old joke?...

What's the difference between a slut and a *****?
A slut roots everyone at the party.
A ***** roots everyone at the party except you runs away to the potplant again

Bet you've met a few bitches then BB

I can still see you behind that bonsai BB

**beachbum** · Feb 28th, 2002, 06:24 PM

I knew Bonsai wasnt a good choice.... and I thought it was a life sized gnome in the photo

**DragonFly** · Feb 28th, 2002, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by beachbum
in relation to your marital aid ?Katie... go with... life sized gnomes it works for me

**SjR** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by barrk

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

I'll try to remember that one

**mendhak** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:29 AM

Bring In The Car, Henry
Brush Its Tyres Clean, Henry
Bet Its Tank Can Hold
Barrels in the Can, Henry

But I thought Cats Hated
Being in the Crazy House

Booo!!! It's The Coo-coo Hag!!!!

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
Bring In The Car, Henry
Brush Its Tyres Clean, Henry
Bet Its Tank Can Hold
Barrels in the Can, Henry

But I thought Cats Hated
Being in the Crazy House

Booo!!! It's The Coo-coo Hag!!!!

Now, that's just plain weird.

**mendhak** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:38 AM

other expansions for *****, Invisible.

Just trying to show that, um... bitches are, um...

ok, that is weird.

**SjR** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:43 AM

Desirable, Irresistable, super-Sexy, such-a-Cutie, she is oooo Ooooooo ooooooo

wrong one

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:45 AM

LOL

**Ianpbaker** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:46 AM

still think my definition is the most true

**InvisibleDuncan** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
B = Big
I = Itchy
T = Testicles
C = Can
H = Hurt

So someone's actually hit you with big itchy testicles? I'm not sure you should be announcing that here.

**Ianpbaker** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:54 AM

I have perfectly good explanation for that. It's because .....errrrr ......... and when I was laying down and .......ummmmm ........ Look it's an eagle

*Ian runs out of the office and get's the first cab he can find to gatwick*

**mendhak** · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:58 AM

an eagle? where? where?

***hops for cover***

Jethro · Mar 1st, 2002, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I have perfectly good explanation for that. It's because .....errrrr ......... and when I was laying down and .......ummmmm ........ Look it's an eagle

*Ian runs out of the office and get's the first cab he can find to gatwick*

*Terrorists had hijacked the plane, one points at Ian and screams get down *****.....

SjR

With my spelling abilities it wouldn't have made a difference

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