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  1. Feb 25th, 2002, 07:50 AM #1
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    Talking Winnie The Pooh

    "Pooh is very, very lucrative. Children live with him every day. They sleep with Pooh on their sheets, they wipe their faces with Pooh as they get out of the shower"
    This is an apparently authentic quote used in The Times...
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  2. Feb 25th, 2002, 08:01 AM #2
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    Re: Winnie The Pooh

    Originally posted by Guru


    This is an apparently authentic quote used in The Times...
    Your point being?....
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  3. Feb 25th, 2002, 08:08 AM #3
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    You have to read it out loud really....
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  4. Feb 25th, 2002, 08:21 AM #4
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    Originally posted by Guru
    You have to read it out loud really....
    Ok, did that. Now what?

























    Hey why's everyone looking at me so strange?
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  6. Feb 25th, 2002, 08:35 AM #5
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    I hate having to explain jokes


    The humour lies in pooh being a homonym for "poo"

    i.e. sounds the same.

    and poo meaning excrement.





    A search on dictionary.com sugested this:
    Get the Top 10 Most Popular Sites for "poo"



    Made me chuckle anyway!
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  7. Feb 26th, 2002, 12:02 AM #6
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    I personaly like Pooh........I just happen to have Pooh on my sheets and wipe my face with Pooh when i get out of the shower.


    i even have a Pooh bank and a Pooh pillow.
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  8. Feb 26th, 2002, 12:05 AM #7
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    My niece has a pooh that blows bubbles. She's such a talented kid.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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  9. Feb 26th, 2002, 12:08 AM #8
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    They have Poohs that vibrate when they laugh and wiggle their nose too.........awsome
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  11. Feb 26th, 2002, 12:11 AM #9
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    Originally posted by erindance
    They have Poohs that vibrate when they laugh and wiggle their nose too.........awsome
    Those things remind me too much of Teddy Ruxpin. He scared the bejesus out of me as a kid.
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  12. Feb 26th, 2002, 12:19 AM #10
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    Well i'm tierd and i'm still really sick so i'm gonna go snuggle up to Pooh and watch a movie............talk to you later, bye
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    See ya later
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  14. Feb 26th, 2002, 12:22 AM #12
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    I know someone that has 3 vibrating toys but I dont think any of them are called Winnie
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