This is how we would do it

[list=1][*]wonder why we should go[*]wonder how the hell we are going to get there[*]wonder where the hell the money will come from[*]argue with the skating federation about payments[*]struggling to get in the Winter games[*]getting there eventually by sheer luck or lack of competitors[*]showing up at the start with the intent to "possibly, if we're lucky, get the bronze"[*]win the gold and then stating it was "big piece of luck"[*]be happy with the medal and be greeted as a real hero[/list=1]

of course, we didn't make it past number 5 this year