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    weighs 33 stone
    Eh?

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    Right, every american remember this from now on

    14 lbs = 1 stone

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    Metric system = teh r0xors

    Oh wait, Pix will find me...um...the Metric system rocks

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    For comparison, I'm 12 stone and I'm fairly average for my height (5 foot 11.5 )
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    stone is not metric

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    metric is the standard SI unit
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    Metric is a class, not a unit
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Metric is a class, not a unit
    eh
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
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    ah, meter is the unit, metric is length measurement btw it's called dimension, not class
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    Originally posted by kedaman
    metric is the standard SI unit
    i always thought SI was an abbreviation for metric...
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    Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
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    Originally posted by kedaman
    meter
    bad boy, now spell it properly

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    I always thought it was an abbreviation for Sports Illustrated.

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    Originally posted by Skitchen8
    i always thought SI was an abbreviation for metric...
    it is i think, stands for Système International

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    it's Systeme International
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    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
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    doh! metre! metre!
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    don't argue about the accent mark children
    Government is another way to say better…than…you.
    It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
    it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
    but you can’t touch the silverware.
    Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
    Humph, isn’t that sweet?
    And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    stone is not metric
    You tell 'em, Chris. 'Tis Imperial.
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    Originally posted by filburt1
    Metric system = teh r0xors

    Oh wait, Pix will find me...um...the Metric system rocks
    thought I wouldn't notice?

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    All this talk about the metric system, and no one has actually done the conversion.

    33 Stones = 462 Pounds (lbs) = 209.560 Kilograms (kgs)
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    Hmmmm.......the chap looks very tall. Yet the focus is seems to be on his weight? Since I didn't read the article.........how many stones tall is he?

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    Originally posted by Bloodeye
    Hmmmm.......the chap looks very tall. Yet the focus is seems to be on his weight? Since I didn't read the article.........how many stones tall is he?
    stones is a measurement of weight, fool!

    He's 7 foot 9, which was indeed the onus of this thread.

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    Again...

    7'9" = 236cm = and just over 23 Hand (if I remember that correctly)
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    People that tall always die young (think of the world's tallest man & woman, Waldow and someone else, I can't remember, they died 23 & 18). That's because of the tumour mentioned in that article.
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    Originally posted by CiberTHuG
    Again...

    7'9" = 236cm = and just over 23 Hand (if I remember that correctly)
    23Hands.....that doesn't sound like it's enough. Now before I stick my foot in my mouth, how many hands are in a foot?

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    As far as I know, a hand is four inches, so there are three hands in a foot.

    1 foot = 3 hands = 12 inches

    You could also say he is about two and a half yards tall, or nearly half a rod, but yards and rods are usually used for distance, not height.

    3 foot = 1 yard
    16 foot = 1 rod

    (40 rod is a furlong, and I think 40 rod by 4 rod is an acre)
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    As long as we're on the subject of measurement units, when military guys say 'half a click', how far is that?

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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    As long as we're on the subject of measurement units, when military guys say 'half a click', how far is that?

    Right between 0 and 1 click.

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    A click is a kilometre, I think.
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    Originally posted by sail3005


    Right between 0 and 1 click.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh, my side hurts...

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    I'm not sure if the US military ever made the conversion to the metric system. I think a click simply is a mile (or nautical mile, depending on the setting).

    I don't remember how a mile is derived, but I just found this site:

    http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/length

    1 mi. = 8 furlong = 80 chains (new to me) = 320 rod = 1760 yards = 5280 feet = 15840 hands = 63360 inches
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    mile is named after the latin(?) for a thousand (one thousand foot steps)

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    Wasn't it French a minute ago?



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    it was but I changed my mind. Since the romans used latin, not French

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    me main man Dave, 'e reckuns 'e is nowin dis geezer ooh is 9 feet big, 'e sed 'e met 'im down da 'orse an' 'ound

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    Jst to confirm harry's post, a click is most definatley 1 km (Kilometer)
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    I think I'll stick with the metre & gramme scales.
    Don't really fancy mucking about with body parts
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    it's not meter,
    it's metre !

    I expect you all to remember this in future

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