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  1. Feb 15th, 2002, 09:57 PM #1
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    The "Joke Explanation" thread

    Anytime u post something witty and intelligent that goes over anyone's head... just post a link to here and it will all be revealed, explained and dissected. Comfort and security wrapped in a neat little ball.
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    Your's is a special case Mr C... maybe I could make a whole thread just for you... or alternatively tell u to get out of this one as you are making a mess all over it ... and who wears fluffy slippers nowadays.
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    Can you explain this thread for me please?
    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=144027
    Another light-hearted post from Guru
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  6. Feb 15th, 2002, 10:04 PM #5
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    Originally posted by Guru
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    Can you explain this thread for me please?
    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=144027
    Dear Guru
    Yes I can. It looks like a piece of crap thread posted by a l0ser faget
    Yours Helpfully.

    Dear Guru
    Yes I can. It looks like a piece of crap thread posted by a l0ser faget
    Yours Helpfully.

    Dear Guru
    Yes I can. It looks like a piece of crap thread posted by a l0ser faget
    Yours Helpfully.

    Dear Guru
    Yes I can. It looks like a piece of crap thread posted by a l0ser faget
    Yours Helpfully.

    Dear Guru
    Yes I can. It looks like a piece of crap thread posted by a l0ser faget
    Yours Helpfully.

    Dear Guru
    Yes I can. It looks like a piece of crap thread posted by a l0ser faget
    Yours Helpfully.

    Hey, what's going on here???
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  7. Feb 15th, 2002, 10:29 PM #6
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    Hmmm or is he outwitting me????

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...657#post810657
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  8. Feb 16th, 2002, 02:07 AM #7
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    Dear BeachBum,

    Could you explain why my dad is black, yet apparently I'm not.

    Also we seem to get free milk off the milkman.....

    help please,

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  9. Feb 16th, 2002, 03:01 AM #8
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    Dear Angst Ridden Demon
    Getting something for free is not a bad thing. In fact you should milk it for all it's worth Didn't you wonder why girls looked at you oddly when you were jiving with them and saying "yo mamma let's get it onnnn" with a Glaswegian accent. Consider that you have gained the worst of both worlds. You can't sing or dance and you have a very small *****.
    I hope this helps
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  11. Feb 16th, 2002, 03:30 AM #9
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    Dear BB,

    Thank you for your last inspirational reply.

    Yes, I have gained the worst of both worlds, but look on the bright side, I could be an Austrlia.... er, I mean Austrian... honest. Thats right, leaderhosen and all that malarkey. Nothing at all to do with kangeroos, barbed wire underwear and shrimps being roasted on barbies.

    If you'll excuse me, I'm just off to hang in the hood (Castle Milk... a particaularly attractive part of good old Glasgow town )

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  12. Feb 16th, 2002, 04:15 AM #10
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    Dear Beachbum,

    Can you tell me why we have all this "Dear so-and-so" crap.
    I'm getting sick and tired of people referring to me as dear.
    I haven't got antlers and I do no graze (not recently anyway).
    Why is it that people feel the need to tell their intimacies to one another ?
    For example, my son has a rash in that special spot, you know *ahem* right in the middle and he keeps scratching himself and yelping every time a crust comes off. He has very big problems dating girls. He smells too (but he's taking a bath now).
    My wife is getting fatter by the day ...
    Anyway ! Moving on now !
    What is that humour thing that people seem to be going on about ?
    There was this joke ... how did it go ... oh yes ! "A man walks into a bar and yells 'OW !' "
    I don't get it.
    If you would be so kind to explain the whole matter ?

    Yours truly,


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  13. Feb 16th, 2002, 07:42 PM #11
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    Oh Wally
    Spare me!! You know I cant wade thru posts longer than a couple of lines.. I figure that you have enough problems just being Belgian and so nothing I say can help. And about the bar joke.. I think it has something to do with the shape of the horse's head.
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  14. Feb 17th, 2002, 03:51 AM #12
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    Some help you are. Phuh !
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