Oh wow... like I hadn't figured THAT out... I KNOW I NEED AN IF STATEMENT!!!
*sorry, mad moment of severe frustration and anger over now*
I know I need to write something like:

If (x.left * x.top)>(y.left * y.top) and (x.left * x.top) < (y.top * y.left) then ...


Or something like that, but I can't get it to work!