I reckon a fat bastard with greasy fingers and some bum-crack showing should just about epitomise the Aussie culture.
Either that, or a 15 year old kid, pissed as all fart who struggles to order a big....one of dem big ****in' tings yous got.... you know? Nah, that a ****in' french fries you dickhead....god, I'm gonna be sick....