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  1. Jan 22nd, 2002, 07:45 AM #1
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    Talking Slightly embarrassing...

    He He He...
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  2. Jan 22nd, 2002, 08:08 AM #2
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    Only slightly? I wonder how the engineers kept a straight face
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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  3. Jan 22nd, 2002, 08:12 AM #3
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    what was she doing flushing while still sat on it anyway maybe she was having a smelly one

    Plus she must have been quite fat to have sealed off the hole that well
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  4. Jan 22nd, 2002, 08:13 AM #4
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    Airline toilet seats are pretty small

    Cabin crews are generally on the look-out for passengers who remain locked in plane toilets, in case they are smoking or engaging in other forbidden activities.
    mile high anyone?
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  6. Jan 22nd, 2002, 08:16 AM #5
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    mile high anyone?
    Not for me thanks, I think we should just be friends....
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  7. Jan 22nd, 2002, 08:20 AM #6
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    ah, yes of course. *deep manly cough*
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  8. Jan 22nd, 2002, 09:55 AM #7
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    It is rare for a passenger to remain in a toilet against his or her will.
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  9. Jan 22nd, 2002, 04:10 PM #8
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    Is this for real? Could this be a hoax?

    I can remnember other strange stories that got into the news due to practical jokers.

    A really long time ago somebody made up a college called Painfield Teachers and reported footbal scores to the New York Times every Saturday night. After 6 weeks, people began talking about this undefeated (& unscored upon) team with a Chinese triple threat half back. All the =scores were reported as 45-0, 56-0, et cetera.

    Another cute one. A rich practical joker paid for a billboard advertising some dippy organization that was campaigning for laws requiring animals to wear diapers or pants. The ads calimed that it was offensive for nude horses, cows, dogs, cats, zoo animals to be seen. after paying for the billboard, he called the lcal newspaper with a story about some wealthy eccentric willing millions to the dippy organization. Some wire services picked this one up and carried it for a while.
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  11. Jan 22nd, 2002, 04:21 PM #9
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    We had the classic one years ago when Channel 7 were over in Spain 'hunting' for Christopher Skase (wanted for massive fraud, embezzlement etc) Anyhow, they televised this story of intrigue where Christopher Skase was in cahoots with the Majorcan police and had them out hunting down this news crew. The crew claimed to have sneaked out of Majorca in the dead of night and used a private plane to escape to the mainland.

    Mediawatch (used to be excellent with Stuart Littlemore) got wind of this story and played bits of it. One scene has the news crew ducking in their cars as they passed some of these multitudes of police out hunting for them. Turns out tho that the police were 'traffic police' and that they were erecting barriers for an event (i forget exactly, eg soccer game, show etc) in BARCELONA!!!

    Trust everything that you see and read ps couldnt she have equalised the pressure with a few deft injections of gas
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  12. Jan 22nd, 2002, 04:26 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Guv
    Is this for real? Could this be a hoax?
    The BBC do tend to check their sources very thoroughly before comitting it.
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  13. Jan 22nd, 2002, 05:04 PM #11
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    If you want the Urban legend version - take a look at this

    yuk [toilet_evisceration_boeing.html]


    although this one is supposed to be the truth
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  14. Jan 22nd, 2002, 05:09 PM #12
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    Originally posted by Guv
    A rich practical joker paid for a billboard advertising some dippy organization that was campaigning for laws requiring animals to wear diapers or pants. The ads calimed that it was offensive for nude horses, cows, dogs, cats, zoo animals to be seen.
    I seem to remember seeing horses on the island of Zakynthos all wearing diapers so maybe he retired there

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  15. Jan 22nd, 2002, 05:12 PM #13
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    Originally posted by Kzin
    wearing diapers
    that's not what we call then now is it
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  16. Jan 22nd, 2002, 05:30 PM #14
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    I don't know about you but I find I have to continually run a three-language translator in my head (brit-oz-yank) on these forums so that I can at least be vaguely understood - or not too grossly misunderstood -

    (e.g. you try calling a Texan a silly bugger face-to-face and see what happens )
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  17. Jan 22nd, 2002, 05:33 PM #15
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    Well I always talk proper English, if anyone gets stuck on a word, myself or others will more than likely explain (like they have in the past)
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  18. Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:18 AM #16
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    I bet that woman had one hell of a love-bite on her arse!
    Another light-hearted post from Guru
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  19. Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:32 AM #17
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    Originally posted by Kzin
    (e.g. you try calling a Texan a silly bugger face-to-face and see what happens )
    Umm.. Why what will happen? What does it men in the US?
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  20. Jan 23rd, 2002, 09:02 AM #18
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    I don't think it conveys a different meaning in the UK.
    bugger = sodomite
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  21. Jan 23rd, 2002, 09:15 AM #19
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    It's generally regarded as a very mild - even friendly - word over here, though. I think it's taken a bit more seriously in the US.
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  22. Jan 23rd, 2002, 09:17 AM #20
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    ...however we never take anything too seriously over here.
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  23. Jan 23rd, 2002, 09:21 AM #21
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  24. Jan 23rd, 2002, 09:27 AM #22
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    ...well she is a teacher - no one crosses her!
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