Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for
the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful
friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" inquired Holmes.

Watson pondered for a minute, and said "Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe
that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the
time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically,
I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

"Watson, you dummy, Somebody has stolen our tent!"