How much would you pay for this?

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 06:58 AM

This is the item for sale.
For sale

And here's some background to it

Any offers?

Wonder how much I can get?

**FATBOYPEE** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:03 AM

Birmingham.

Nuff said.

Pee

**Jamagei** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:12 AM

***? Is she serious? She wants to be bought like a *****?

Images are for illustrative purposes only

Hmm.... That's a worrying sign. What if it's not her?

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:18 AM

Erm, guys, she also looks like a moose?

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Erm, guys, she also looks like a moose?

Exactly - which is why I'm surprised the bidding got to 10 million on eBay before it was pulled for being inappropriate. Also sounds like she has no life or personality.

**Jamagei** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:24 AM

She's not that bad. I wouldn't pay 10 mil for her, but she's not a moose.

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:30 AM

...takes d'ffrent strokes to move the world I guess - not my type...big ass (34"!!!!)

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by Jamagei
She's not that bad...she's not a moose.

Is so

Bear in mind - take away the smart clothes and make up, that's what you'd wake up to!

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:32 AM

...big ass (34"!!!!)

* Cracks Gaffer on the back of the head*

Its ARSE

**Jamagei** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:34 AM

34 is not a big arse. Nothing wrong with having something to grab on to. And as for the make up thing and clothes thing. Underneath she could have a really fit body and her face isn't that bad. Lets face it we have all seen a lot worse. I mean LOTS worse.

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:36 AM

At that price, I wonder if you get a full inspection or a test drive??

**Jamagei** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:37 AM

and in response to the thread question....

I would pay tree fitty.

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:38 AM

Mmmm, seen, but not touched..

Anyway, it's all about personalities.... that what my wife's minger girlfirend says anyway...

*Kicks Ranj up the ASS

**FATBOYPEE** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Erm, guys, she also looks like a moose?

"aaaarrrrrrr keviiiinnnnn" grotesque japser Carrot type accent...

in the "morninga" ........

don't forget, Ebay is American... & they don't know the birmbingumba accent.......

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:44 AM

Too frigging heavy on the eye paint too...trying to diguise the black rings....

There has GOT to be so malfunction/personality dysfunction/odour, or she wouldn't be on QXL...

**FATBOYPEE** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Too frigging heavy on the eye paint too...trying to diguise the black rings....
There has GOT to be so malfunction/personality dysfunction/odour, or she wouldn't be on QXL...

Look, how many times do I hafta say it ? SHE"S FROM BIRMBINGUM.....

Now I've nothing againt people from there, just the accent doesn't travel. At All.

c',mon, imagine her whispering sweet nothings in yer ear...

"fan-soy a bag o'cheeps "..... mmmmmmmm stiffnin up already...

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:52 AM

Urrrrggggg....

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 07:53 AM

Wouldn't touch it with my bargepole

**FATBOYPEE** · Dec 18th, 2001, 08:08 AM

**Paul Warren** · Dec 18th, 2001, 08:13 AM

I'm with pee on this one. Brummy accent? Is there worse? Suppose she could be a scouser!

**Mark Sreeves** · Dec 18th, 2001, 08:23 AM

, and meet basic health requirements.

The mind boggles!

**SjR** · Dec 18th, 2001, 08:33 AM

I'm hurt and offended... we brummie ladies are lovely thank you

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 08:34 AM

I would be able to reach as many men as possible and hopefully prove that the Internet is not full of cyber-geeks,

She's only met Filburt then

**Mark Sreeves** · Dec 18th, 2001, 08:46 AM

Well....

Someone had to do it!

http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornoli...=31&submit.y=6

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by SjR
I'm hurt and offended... we brummie ladies are lovely thank you

Sorroi Sjr. Wonna kipper tea?

*whisper, my old man's from Brownhills...

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by Mark Sreeves
Well....

Someone had to do it!

http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornoli...=31&submit.y=6

Mark, have I just been screwed by my Proxy guys now?!?!?!

**FATBOYPEE** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer

Sorroi Sjr. Wonna kipper tea?

*whisper, my old man's from Brownhills...

Actually my dear Haf, the pronunciation of "Tea" should actually be "Toy".

Hope it helps

(oh, sorry, worng forum

)

Pee

**Bonker Gudd** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:13 AM

Is this for real man?

She's a moose anyway, arse too small for starters.

**SjR** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by FATBOYPEE
Actually my dear Haf, the pronunciation of "Tea" should actually be "Toy".

only if you're common

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:14 AM

*Cough i'm from Harborne ahem*

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:16 AM

...oops, mistyped tea....

Bison - Found next to the lavatory
Foil - Workshop tool
Foyer - Burning wood
Freud - Cooking in oil
Loin - Shortest distance between two points
Loiter - Smoker's accessory
Lung - Not short
Mower - Something extra
Moy - Contains 31 days, comes after April
Point - Glass of ale
Poise - eg: Steak and Kidney, Chicken and Mushroom
Rung - Incorrect
Strung - Powerful
Yow no - Assumption of intelligence

**Gary.Lowe** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:17 AM

Ok

Which one of you guys bid the 250,000 then

Pee

Gaff

Mark

Paul

hmmmm must be RSINGH

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:20 AM

I've already been outbid. I was just hedging my bets in case my 10 million offer for Heidi Klum was rejected. We are talking lira aren't we??

**Gaffer** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Ok

Which one of you guys bid the 250,000 then

Pee

Gaff

Mark

Paul

hmmmm must be RSINGH

I'm a married man, Gary, and likely to stay that way if the offers look like that :P

**Gary.Lowe** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:27 AM

As the saying goes

You don't look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire

**Mark Sreeves** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Ok

Which one of you guys bid the 250,000 then

These corporate Diners Club cards are great: no credit limit

She's not a patch on my Labrador anyway!

**FATBOYPEE** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:36 AM

poking the fire

In Haf-Speak that would be:

Powkinger-tha-foyer then ?

The bidder's really must be up-against-it huh ?

10 million...... imagine, one could purchase the whole of Birmbingum for that amount of money....bound to be a non-brummy worth a poke in that lot......

**Gary.Lowe** · Dec 18th, 2001, 09:42 AM

I'm off there to-night to watch a choir

Why did I say yes

**InvisibleDuncan** · Dec 18th, 2001, 12:51 PM

That is not a pretty girl.

Originally posted by Gaffer
big ass (34"!!!!)

Which of these d'you reckon she is, then?

Arse Race...

**RSINGH** · Dec 18th, 2001, 12:56 PM

I reckon my own personal ad is much better - although I'm still waiting for replies. Don't know how to get the pic to appear though

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