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    Funny Christmas Songs

    Im trying to comile a CD to give to some friends this year, so far I have:

    Merry *****ing Christmas by Mr. Garrison from South Park
    Merry Chrstmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen
    The Hanukah Song by Adam Sandler

    anybody know any good ones.
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    Eazy E - merry mutha*****ing christmas

    i found that once...
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

    well there really is:

    Grandpa Got Run Over by a John Deere

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    Originally posted by jpbtennisman
    Eazy E - merry mutha*****ing christmas

    i found that once...
    LMAO, that's a keeper.
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    Weird Al - 12 Pains of Christmas
    Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy

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    May be not a real good song of Wierd Al - Christmas
    (at ground zero)
    I feel a shamed of saying it.

    BTW where can I get those songs????
    Ok

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    Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
    "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive"
    from Van Wilder

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    Originally posted by Base
    BTW where can I get those songs????
    I am selling some songs. if you want one just call me?

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    Beacon Et' Al may help out with this but there's one I can't finds on the Web by an Oz artist called Rodney Rude called something like: "SantaClaus you C**t Where's me f**kin Bike or somesuch....

    hysterical as I recall but so far, gratis unobtainabalis.

    Best Bar.....

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    Christmas song for the paranoid
    Santa Claus is Comin' To Get Me.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    ...or with multiple personality disorder

    We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    Yep fatboypee you got it!

    I have it on cassette somewhere!

    For those who dont know Kevin Bloody Wilson is this oka aussie who goes around towns mainly pubs and performs a comedy act which mostly involves some hillarious songs!

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    "I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester"!!!!!

    Unrelated - but it should be the centrepiece of every musical set

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    Somewhere, I dont know the name of it, there is a cd that has normal christmas songs sung by a person who cant sing. hilarious
    retired member. Thanks for everything

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    Fountains of wayne - Alien for christmas (or I want an alien for christmas), from about 1998-1999 I think, excellent lyrics & great song

    www.findmp3s is where I get 1/2 of my music from ...

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    very true

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    VB Q & A - Funny Christ No, That Chris Has Got The Sense Of Humour Equalling That Of A Dead Haddock Drenched In Bovril At A Star Trek Convention after being divorced for the fifth time and being abducted by aliens

    is what it actually said if you expand it

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