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    Talking Arbiter

    Aha! I knew I wasn't totally alone!
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Yep, I'm here. AT WORK.

    *mutter mutter woolly mammoth mutter half a pike right through the jelly mutter mutter bloody British Gas*
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    Work? Wassat?
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    I suppose that it's not something good
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Not the "w" word

    I'm still here too Ked

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    No Pix, you are just my imagination
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Well, somebody's got to keep the economy moving. I can't believe how busy I am - but finding living people in VBWorld has really cheered me up!

    Thanks you two, for merely being alive and vocal!
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    You're welcome

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    I am immortal, so you'll never get rid of me anyway
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    You're a bloody loony!

    Cool! I'm making a right mess at the moment - I've got MacDonalds all over the place. A nice healthy lunch...
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    A nice lunch at least look at the bright side loony
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    I'll be vocal!

    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    McChicken sandwich meal? With strawberry milkshake and chips?

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    Originally posted by parksie
    I'll be vocal!

    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    Nice voice

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    Parksie,

    Are you in pain?

    Pix,

    Supersize big mac meal with a box of chicken mcnuggets.

    It's all three meals for me today I think....
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    I miss KFC

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    You ain't got none near you?
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    Nope, not for miles

    We have McDonalds and Burger King

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    You poor ickle sausage!

    I'll pop a Zinger meal in the post to you...
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    Mmmmm zingers

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    I'd have to disguise it, so 'they' wouldn't find out where you are.

    I know, I'll leave it by the gates of the old churchyard. Be there at 1500 so it doesn't go cold...
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    Ok, but I'll have to go in disguise so that they don't see me

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    Good idea. I think you should go disguised as an Albatross. They'd never recognise you then....
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    Albatross!

    ALBATROSS!
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    CornedBee, you're not trying to impersonate HoneyBee, are you?

    Pix, I can lend you my Invisibility Cloak if you want
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    Temp = Me.GetIQ()
    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


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    Thanks

    It might be a bit big for me, but it should be fine

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    Lol

    I'm tall, I may have lots of muscles, but I'm not fat

    For a moment I thought that I posted my pic somewhere here in the forum
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    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


    Jotaf's Theories!
    "Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."

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    I wasn't suggesting you were fat, but I suspected you were taller than me, most people are

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    what are you talking about????????
    I asked a serious question...
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    Lol

    Pix, huh... I was gonna say something but I'd better just shut up

    CornedBee, if it makes you happier ( ), there are lots of fast food chains here. But people don't eat ONLY fast food (or half the population would be fat ) we have many other restaurants which balance things.

    (...This is where the this thread is supposed to die )
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    Temp = Me.GetIQ()
    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


    Jotaf's Theories!
    "Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."

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    Not, yet i'm officially the thread terminator

    __________End of the thread_______________
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    As long as you don't kill me you're not
    I was just asking because I hear that there are many fast food chains in UK or USA. I don't assume that you don't eat anything else, and [edited out by my good manners]I will not write what I currently think[/edited], I just wanted to know how many there are...
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    You might be the official thread terminator - but it's ME who's gonna close this one
    Code:
    Temp = Me.GetIQ()
    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


    Jotaf's Theories!
    "Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."

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    Nope, I can terminate this thread big time
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    I don't care who closes it

    *whistles happily*
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    Me neither
    Code:
    Temp = Me.GetIQ()
    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


    Jotaf's Theories!
    "Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."

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    J00 teh Sux0r!
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Lol

    j00 = TH3 GH3Y



    Hey, if you enjoy terminating threads... here it is

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=118674
    Code:
    Temp = Me.GetIQ()
    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


    Jotaf's Theories!
    "Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."

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    MUAHAHAHAHA! 7his is the one!

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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    it is?

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    It is now
    Code:
    Temp = Me.GetIQ()
    'Error 9: Overflow
    'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


    Jotaf's Theories!
    "Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."

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