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  1. Nov 7th, 2001, 10:55 AM #1
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    Angry AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!

    Evil language!!!

    Why can't it be nice and simple?

    I miss vb
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  2. Nov 7th, 2001, 10:57 AM #2
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    I'm Miss VB

    Yes, you are!!! But I notice you don't wear your crown very often. Is it uncomfortable??
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  3. Nov 7th, 2001, 10:57 AM #3
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    Java is conventional

    VB is unconventional - which makes it easier.
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    Originally posted by barrk



    Yes, you are!!! But I notice you don't wear your crown very often. Is it uncomfortable??
    Yep, but I don't wear it very often in case they try to steal it
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    Good idea, Pix. You're a clever one!! I suspect that may be why you got the crown to begin with!!
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    Not very clever though when it comes to Java
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    *tries to sneak out of the room with a mysteious crown shape in his pocket*

    "tee hee, im so sneaky!"
    "just a minute" katie the security officer stops him and conducts a strip search

    lyrical terrorism propaganda assassin
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  9. Nov 7th, 2001, 11:08 AM #8
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    it's only when she gets on all fours you need to worry
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    Re: AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!

    Originally posted by Pix
    AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!
    She said Jehova! Stone her!


    oh, hang on my mistake.
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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  12. Nov 7th, 2001, 11:18 AM #10
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    Ow! Who threw that? Get to the back!
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    Re: Re: AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!

    Originally posted by SurfDemon


    She said Jehova! Stone her!


    oh, hang on my mistake.
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  14. Nov 7th, 2001, 11:33 AM #12
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    it's only when she gets on all fours you need to worry
    this sounds interesting
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    Re: AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!

    Originally posted by Pix
    Java
    Evil language!!!
    Don't worry - MS are killing it nailing a stake through it's heart and stuffing its mouth with garlic cloves.
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  16. Nov 7th, 2001, 12:23 PM #14
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    Re: Re: AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!

    Originally posted by Kzin
    Don't worry - MS are killing it nailing a stake through it's heart and stuffing its mouth with garlic cloves.
    And also failing miserably
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Re: Re: Re: AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!

    Originally posted by parksie
    And also failing miserably
    You believe that there is something the great god Gates cannot achieve!!

    Sacrilege - *zap* your Windows system will be cursed with the dreaded bloat and will drain your pockets until the blue screen of death comes for you and your hard drive . . Muwhahahahaha
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  18. Nov 7th, 2001, 01:35 PM #16
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    Gates should be made patron saint of technology
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    Gates should be made patron saint of technology
    And since you can't be a saint until you're dead I vote for an acceleration of the procedure so that he can be canonised forthwith...

    Kzin - J# mean anything to you? It's almost comical what they're coming up with
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    Java is evil!
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  21. Nov 7th, 2001, 02:57 PM #19
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    "Java is the bleeding eyeball of modern programming languages, nobody really wants it inflicted upon them, but they all crowd around to watch it, like rock throwers at a public stoning."
    - Wossname, July 2001

    Sorry, I was feeling a bit philosophical just then.

    Plus it is a bit too much like PocketC for my liking (PocketC rules by the way)
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    And it's the main langauge I learn for my degree (think we get to do C or C++ later)
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