Programming

[Osborn]

I'm just wondering, how long time have all of you programmed? And when did you start to program in VB and have anyone of you built any famous program that we know of?



Osborn -q

I've prograammed in Vb for a couple of years. Same with Qb.
I've also preogrammed in C++ for about 1 year.

I don't know if you've heard of any of my programs...well maybe one. Have you ever heard of Windows 98?

WOW!!!! Megatron, you worked on Windows?!?!?!

Hehehe Nah, I was just joking around. Although it would have been nice.

Ah well, it's nice to see that people believe that i'm actually that good, thanks.

I worked on windows, i am the single person who worked on windows.....
about 3 years ago there was a vandal that broke all the windows in our neighbor hood, I got paid to work on windows

"Dad? Did a guy named Dennis Wrenn help you on Windows 98?"
"No son. Did it all by myself, why do you think we're so rich?"
"Your the smartest dad."
"Thank you son. Here's a thousand bucks, go buy yourself something educating."
"Thanks Dad."
"Son, if you need more money, just ask."
"Cool. Could...could...I have another hundred?"
"Sure son, here you go."
"What's your next project?"
"After Windows 2000 which is for office users only supporting 16 bit, I'm creating Windows 2000 Mellennium, which is for both 16 and 32 bit users."

Well, I been programming for 2 and a half years now. I started when I was 12, but didn't actually learn until I was 13. I taught myself . Sorry Dennis, dad don't know you.

yes he does,he knows me,
I am the one who tought him how to program, I helped him write the first ms-dos operating system, which I wanted to call ds-dos
but he hit me on the head, copied the OS to a tape(we didnt have floppies back then), erased it from my computer, and named it ms-dos, now he is runnin MS, instead of me, that bastard stole everything..

of course, if it was my company, it would be called dennissoft(which is in the process of being registered, http://www.dennissoft.com ), not microsoft, that pig stole my idea..
Matthew, would you take one of those big pans in the kitchen, you know, a frying pan, and smack your dad in the head with it a couple times, and steal his latest creation, then email it to me., please friend
you already know my email adress

infact, I would like you to steal VB7 for me, yes, VB7, I would make it so the apps are stand alone, no dll's, and I will rule the software world HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

<ahem>*clears throat*
if you could find it in your heart to do that for your best friend, Matthew, it would make me the happiest person in the world

I would..but dad has security you know :P. And the upload? Ha! It'd take days to upload.
My dad has a better website. lol. Here's the link: http://www.microsoft.com
You can find a lot of stuff there .

[Edited by Matthew Gates on 05-29-2000 at 02:16 AM]

your dad sucks... his website timed out on me,
it always times out. I can never acess the piece of ****
well..your dad is bill gates, he must have a cd burner... you can send the cd to me through snail mail

wait a minute.....
your dad has security to protect him against his own son?
hmmm.....
ok, if you dont want to hurt him, use chloroform... or ether, you just need enough so you can burn the CD, and delete VB7 off his computer...

I'll give you candy.... ooooh look I have a lollipop

There's a thing called "password". I mean, me, being all advanced in all could easily crack it. But I don't need to. I know all, i see all, i hear all....what was that you just said? lol.

yes, you need to you stupid little p.. friend
ok, I am way more advanced than you, just give me your dads IP addy..

go onto his computer, click on the start button, click on run, then type winipcfg
and read off all of the numbers,
after that tell me which firewall he has, and which proxy he is surfing through, after knowing all that... I dont need you!
I am the best hacker anywhere, by the way, whats a password?


like you, i can see all..
as long as i have my glasses on.. if I lose my glasses I cant see all, but I can hear all, as soon as I put my hearing aid in.
if I cant find my hearing aid, I can taste all, as soon as they invent something to cure taste buds from 50 years of drinking hard liqour day and night.
see, I am more advanced than you.. hahaha

loosing your sense of sight, hearing and taste? What's next? Your sense of smell? Or touch?

I ain't that dumb. Do you know all the things you can do if you get a hold of an IP?
You can freeze a mouse, move files, delete files, open files, and do all kinds of weird sh*t.
It's all cool. More advanced than me? Hahahaha!!!
Okay, maybe so, but maybe not, who knows?
Do we need to compare?
We don't need to fight about it.
Can't we all...just watch porn?

John and James can track our IP address...So we better not be mean to them...

megatron :
no S**t you f***ing dumba$$...
just kidding

"cant we all...just watch porn?"

fine withe me

oh,
"You can freeze a mouse, move files, delete files, open files, and do all kinds of weird sh*t. "
its kind of hard to do that, well its easy if the guy has a trojan... which I am sure your dad does not have a trojan, I am sure he isnt even connected to the internet on his developement(vb7) computer.


"loosing your sense of sight, hearing and taste? What's next? Your sense of smell? Or touch? "


there both already gone, the smell was gone when I worked in a sulfer mine back in the '70s

and the touch... that was gone when i worked in the acid dept. of an industrial plant back in the '60s before they had Nitrile Gloves....

I hope you all know that I am kidding,I am 13, and have never had a job in my life

I am 13

That exaplains a lot

Cmon guys we have to get along. If we dont get together we can never take over the world. Your two "bickering" will be are downfall. The jocks and cheerleaders will breed and create dumb kids who will let programming die!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
So cant we all just get along?????

Hey! I was only joking! Dennis knows that too. We always joke around.

I was joking too. I thought it would be funny, guess i was wrong.

Hehe. Your right. Hey Chimp, we have the same number of posts (117).

The name's i see the most are:
ChimpFace9000
Denniswrenn
Megatron
kedaman

You guys think you own the board? Heh.
That'd be nice, if we put our brains together and made something cool...lol :P.

[Edited by Matthew Gates on 05-30-2000 at 08:13 PM]

What the hell? I had 117 post. Why's it back down to 98? Dammit, what the ****?

Any post you made in Chit Chat doesnt count anymore.

Which one is better? Visual Basic 6.0 Pro or Enterprise Edition? Cuz I was wondering which one would be a better buy?

[Fox]

AFAIK the enterprise edition has more tools or something...

visual studio 6.0 enterprise is the best out as of yet
I have it

it is awesome, although you only need pro really... but if your like me, you want enterprise... it doesnt matter how obscure the price, it doesnt matter how bad i was.. I had to have it

well I am glad I got it. because I am currently learning C++, and if I ever find out what foxpro is for, I will learn, that or something.

oh, i have a question.. I try to load interdev, and it says some dll's are missing,
"error, cannot load development environment dll"
I reinstalled VS from the legitamite not pirated CD, and it still says that... any help?
please?

[SteveCRM]

after reading this I noticed how far off topic we got. Oh well, I've been programming for 3 years now, I took one vb class when I was in sixth grade, now it is the end of eigth grade. Im self taught after that class. In the high school there is VB classes. YEAH!!!!!!!

[parksie]

I've been doing VB for about 4yrs, and C++ for about 8yrs. BTW I'm 16...anyone start before me?
(stevecrm - probably you but I don't understand the US school system )

enterprise has all the 'enterprise' features like remote debugging, proper database support, and stuff like that.