A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she..