Love O Meter

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 04:13 AM

How bored am I?

Take heed!
Love-O-Meter has calculated your results.

Katie & Pix, this is your relationship:

Lust brings some people together. For others, it's comfort and mutual understanding. You two, however, have something not of this earth. The electricity between you is nothing short of cosmic.

There is nothing that can stop you two, not even an audience.

Do not take my pronouncement lightly. Love-O-Meter is rarely so impressed. You two are better than Cats, and more touching than Phantom.

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Take heed!
Love-O-Meter has calculated your results.

Honeybee & Filbert1, this is your relationship:

If you two were cheese, you'd be individually wrapped American. You may not have the zing of an aged cheddar, or the richness of a double-cream brie, but then, you can last for a loooong time without getting moldy, and most people can stomach you.

This may not be the relationship you'd want to put at the top of your love resume, but on the other hand, you are learning people-skills. Some couples are reliable self-starters, while others must master the art of multitasking. You two have room for growth, but it may take some work to eliminate the bugs.

Love-O-Meter can't say for certain what the future holds for you two, but if you want to stay together, try talking to each other a little more, and oh yeah, you have to listen, too.

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Take heed!
Love-O-Meter has calculated your results.

Bonkergudd & Ianpbaker, this is your relationship:

Wouldn't it be dull if every day were sunny and calm? Even Los Angeles needs earthquakes to keep things interesting. Well, you guys certainly have your mix of rain and clouds.

You two go together like Fred and Ethel. You may grate on each other's nerves at times, but ultimately there is a core of goodness. Try to recognize each other's sore spots, and massage gently, rather than rubbing salt into them.

Just keep your eyes and ears open, and you should be able to make something out of this relationship.

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Take heed!
Love-O-Meter has calculated your results.

Plenderj & Beachbum, this is your relationship:

Hate to say it, but if you two were on Jerry Springer, the chairs would be flying.

Perhaps this guided visualization will help. Imagine the two of you are sparkling pools of liquid. Now imagine the two pools flowing together. Are you there? Now imagine a toxic cloud of green gas rising from the commingling liquids. That's your relationship.

You might want to seek counseling. But then, that might be as futile as trying to bail out the Titanic with a teaspoon.

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Take heed!
Love-O-Meter has calculated your results.

Invisibleduncan & Jpbtennisman, this is your relationship:

Most couples hope to hear how wonderful their relationships are. And indeed, I've seen my share of Romeos and Juliets. But what everyone seems to forget is that those two didn't exactly live happily ever after. In fact, they didn't even LIVE ever after. So while your relationship may not be the stuff of Shakespeare, you have the distinct advantage of reality on your side.

So what can you do to make things better? I know, I'm as tired of saying this as you are of hearing it -- communicate! That's right, honesty doesn't always get you in trouble. Sometimes it saves your relationship.

So the rightness of this relationship boils down to what you want out of life. If you want your name in lights, this is a dim bulb. If you just want some comfort when it gets dark and scary, you may have a good thing.

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 04:59 AM

http://www.excite.co.uk/lifestyle/horoscopes/funstuff/love/]Have a go, hours of fun[/URL]

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 24th, 2001, 04:59 AM

Waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands!

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:03 AM

Damn

Try again

http://www.excite.co.uk/lifestyle/ho.../funstuff/love

**Earl of Gonds** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:06 AM

Gary & Martinliss, this is your relationship:

Love-O-Meter won't sugar-coat it. You two definitely have some "issues" to work out. But the good news is, you aren't doomed.

You'll have to put a lot of work into this. It might blossom, but you'll have to tend it constantly, and add plenty of fertilizer. Of course, anything worth doing takes some effort.

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:15 AM

Hmmm 'Issues'

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:21 AM

Gary, that link is derogative and of an adult nature, as I don't have a sense of humour, remove it imediatley

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:26 AM

You fools, damn you all to hell.

I am going to roam the planet with my overnight bag full of funny bones and replace every humorless bone I find (being an ex-carpet fitter I''m pretty good with a stanley knife and a seaming iron.)

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:37 AM

actually Bloody Hilarious

just making reference to something else

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:43 AM

looks like us bloke are doomed to chesse and earthquakes whereas the girls have come up smelling of roses.

**beachbum** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:54 AM

How the hell did I get lumped with a drunken Irishman that goes around saying Bollox all the time and upsetting the moderators? I do however like the idea of throwing a chair at him... but maybe one of those huge recliners.

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:56 AM

that site is funny, lol

George & Usama, this is your relationship:

The whole world is a playground, as far as you two are concerned.

What does the future hold for the two of you? Play your cards right and you may be together until you're old and gray. While other couples get stale, you guys will keep discovering new and exciting reasons to be together. Awwww!

Do not take my pronouncement lightly. Love-O-Meter is rarely so impressed. You two are better than Cats, and more touching than Phantom

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:57 AM

Bum

I noticed a bit of banter between the two of you this morning and thought what the hell.

Proves you arn't matched well though.

**chrisjk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:12 AM

huhuhuhuh, this is midly amusing

Obvisouly I'm only going to try myself with the females of the group...

Chrisjk & Barrk, this is your relationship:
It could be possible for you to have a loving relationship, if only you could both stop working long enough to pay attention to each other.

This may not be the relationship you'd want to put at the top of your love resume, but on the other hand, you are learning people-skills. Some couples are reliable self-starters, while others must master the art of multitasking. You two have room for growth, but it may take some work to eliminate the bugs.

Remember to take comfort in the little things.

Chrisjk & Pix, this is your relationship:
You two go together like April showers and May flowers. You can achieve states of bliss illegal in certain jurisdictions. Love-O-Meter is seething with jealousy just thinking about it. Grrr. But enough about me.

What makes you two so wonderful? Hard to say. Perhaps it's the stars. Perhaps you two are just so CUTE together that other couples shrink in shame.

Have you considered a long future together? It's yours for the taking if you want it.

**chrisjk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:19 AM

controversial!!...

Aknisely & Kovan, this is your relationship:
Love-O-Meter seems to recall a TV theme song that goes, "You take the good, you take the bad, and something something something, the facts of life, the facts of life..." OK, so Love-O-Meter's memory isn't so sharp. But the point is, you two are a mixed bag, and that's life.

When you're at the video store together, you might want to avoid the romances. If you obsess too much about what love is supposed to be like in the movies, you will never be satisfied with this relationship.

Love-O-Meter hopes you will make the changes necessary to take this relationship from ho-hum to woo-hoo!

Richard & Judy, this is your relationship:
You two go together like April showers and May flowers. You can achieve states of bliss illegal in certain jurisdictions. Love-O-Meter is seething with jealousy just thinking about it. Grrr. But enough about me.

There is nothing that can stop you two, not even an audience.

Your chances of survival in this relationship are great, as long as you don't forget to eat and sleep

**Bonker Gudd** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:26 AM

Pix & BonkerGudd, this is your relationship:

If you two go on a picnic, don't be surprised to find yourselves covered in ants. No, it's not the chocolate-covered strawberries that's attracting insects. While that may sound horrific, it's just Love-O-Meter's way of saying, you two are sweeter than sugar topped with honey.

If Martha Stewart were to design a couple to go with her new kitchen, they might look something like you two. Everything is where it should be. The strengths of one complement the weaknesses of the other. Plus, you two cook in any room of the house.

Do not take my pronouncement lightly. Love-O-Meter is rarely so impressed. You two are better than Cats, and more touching than Phantom.

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:39 AM

I put a lovetest on my wedding site - curiously accurate...

Oh and you get to see a lovely pic of Mrs Gaffer ...

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:40 AM

Ian & Dorris The Sheep

Ian & Dorris, this is your relationship:
You two go together like April showers and May flowers. You can achieve states of bliss illegal in certain jurisdictions. Love-O-Meter is seething with jealousy just thinking about it. Grrr. But enough about me.

What could you two improve on? Well, there's always room for growth, but in your case, all you need do is enjoy the fruits of love, and let nature run its course.

Now go on, and ride off into the sunset. You've got a whole lotta lovin' to do.

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:41 AM

Gaffer & Ianpbaker - 2.5% compatibilty

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:48 AM

Always knew you weren't my Type

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:50 AM

Our real names get us 31.5% though....

See, we're better in the flesh...

ewwwwww

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:52 AM

31%, that more One night stand terrority, your place or mine, darling

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:55 AM

erm, I think you need Shirtlifters forum Ian....

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:57 AM

I think sheepLifters is more appropiate

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:58 AM

**barrk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:59 AM

Katie & Pix, this is your relationship:

Have you been talking to my husband....you men and your fantasies

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:12 AM

oops, you and Tom score 10% on my compatability test...

**barrk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:29 AM

Add a 0 to that score and you've got it right! Actually, Tom and I had a little tiff today....I wanted to go to the doctor with him and he wouldn't let me...he said it was "stupid" for me to worry about him so much! Geesh!!!!!!

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:33 AM

cheer up katie

im sure u and tom will sort it out (after all, u have been married longer than i have been alive

)

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:35 AM

Myself and my other half get 78.5%

**barrk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:37 AM

We'll be fine.....I just don't ever remember him calling me stupid before...kinda hurt my feelings.

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by barrk
Add a 0 to that score and you've got it right! Actually, Tom and I had a little tiff today....I wanted to go to the doctor with him and he wouldn't let me...he said it was "stupid" for me to worry about him so much! Geesh!!!!!!

Mmmm, fraid I'd have the same response if Mrs G asked the same. I think it's a Freudian thing that goes back to childhood, and mum taking you to school. You wanted her to drop you off 500yards beforehand to save emarassment. Maybe he's keeping his independence intact.

Dr Frasier Crane, signing off

**Pix** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:39 AM

He won't have meant it

**barrk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:41 AM

You're probably right....no wonder there is an Ask Gaffer Day!

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by barrk
We'll be fine.....I just don't ever remember him calling me stupid before...kinda hurt my feelings.

im sure he didnt mean it

and its like "dr crane" says

**barrk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:45 AM

I'm done pouting...thank you all! *Katie retracts her lower lip*

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:47 AM

put that lip back out, I was enjoying that

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:48 AM

Damn, Ian beat me to the funny.....

**chrismitchell** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:49 AM

Ianpbaker & Gaffer, this is your relationship:
Maybe Love-O-Meter has just had a long day, but this combination grates on it's nerves. Consider getting a nick-name, and there might be hope.

The two of you want completely different things. You do at least share a common need -- to get as far from each other as possible.

If you two are able to stay together, it will most likely be because you're locked in combat.

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Damn, Ian beat me to the funny.....

Just call me Quick Draw Baker.

Oops, I need to goto the toilet just thinking about my last post

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