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    I'm sorry, but you can't just put a warning in the title and then post anything you want. Unacceptable content is still unacceptable content. Since I don't have time to read every joke I've taken the liberty of deleting them all.

    I've also warned Ghost Ryder that his language was totally unacceptable.

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    Sigh.... that was predictable.
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    Originally posted by HarryW
    Sigh.... that was predictable.
    Predictable, yet surprising
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    I've also warned Ghost Ryder that his language was totally unacceptable.
    Could you say, that his language, was "Unacceptably total"?
    in watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.

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    Originally posted by Stefan Raab


    Could you say, that his language, was "Unacceptably total"?
    You could say that Total has 100% of 10 vitamins and minerals
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    DAMN IT! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE EXACT THING YOU SAID MARTIN BUT NOW I'VE LOST POSTS grrrrrrrrrrr

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    Originally posted by crptcblade


    You could say that Total has 100% of 10 vitamins and minerals
    Are they super vitamins?
    Superifically Slim
    There are purple rainbows out there!

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    Sure, whatever floats your boat.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    i'll burn the fricking boat!

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    temper temper chris lets all be nice and run along to smurf land (oh by the way we will all have to hold our breath until we turn blue and then go through a warm wash and then into the drier so that we shrink)

    But other than that its smurf land for us grumpy smurf

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    HB, or anybody, can you pleeeeeeease PM me those jokes? I saw them but didn't have a chance to print them out yet
    Dennis, remember that they were posted by HB and most of them were jokes u sort of smile at and say yeah ok. You didnt miss anything. One thing tho, that HB with all his profanity and abuse should definitely be banned. Everything I read of his starts with a very horrible swear word in my part of the world that refers to killing people by chopping them up and putting them down a deep hole with water at the bottom and a little bucket on a string!!! I am mad as hell and I aint gonna take it anymore!!!


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    OH MY LORD

    why not delete all of bloody chit-chat as it's obious that anything slightly rude or funny cannot be tolerated. Did you actually read any of those joke's martin ? , did anyone actually complain about them, do you actually have a sense of humour ????????????

    chit-chat used to be a real good place and have a chat or a laugh. Hell, even john could take a joke about his trip's to france. yes I do agree that some people have gone over the top and that some post;s should be deleted, but over a few jokes, just becuase it's got the word "Dick" in it, christ almighty !!!!!!!!!!!

    Oops, I've got the word bastard in my signature, and I slightly degrade women in my Location, I must go and change that right now
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    You don't degrade women, Ian; you give them hope that even the elephant woman can pull.

    If you're changing your signature, though - sort your spelling out! Now that's really offensive.
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    errm, helloooooo, as i said marty, i was
    J--O--K--I--N--G

    and chris, i hope u didnt take offense 2 what i wrote, i was just joking (hence the smiley)

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    Oops, I've got the word bastard in my signature, and I slightly degrade women in my Location, I must go and change that right now
    Also, ur avatar is offensive to wheelchair bound semi retarded cartoon characters
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    Originally posted by ghost ryder
    and chris, i hope u didnt take offense 2 what i wrote, i was just joking (hence the smiley)
    You talking to me?

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    yeah
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    Chris, I heard him say you were stupid and ugly. Don't worry, I stuck up for you and said u werent really that stupid.
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    oh well, i'm sure it wasn't a real insult

    Thanks beechbum, you know who your real friends are in times of personal crisis

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    well good, but i got warned for it!!

    im now on my last chance
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    I find sheep offensive.

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    I find you offensive for finding sheep offensive. you will now be eradicated from the space time continum. Thank you and have a pleasent day.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    <-- Baaaaaaa

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    Is that another WWF wrestler Gaffer?
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    yep, sure is, he's called the Taxinator
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    all i have to say is....

    Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
    These people ain't seen a brown skin man
    Since their grandparents bought one

    So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
    These people ain't seen a brown skin man
    Since their grandparents bought one

    So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun

    Bangin' this bolo tight on this solo flight can't fight alone
    Funk tha track my verbs fly like tha family stone
    Tha pen devils set that stage for tha war at home
    Locked wit out a wage ya standin' in tha drop zone
    The clockers born starin' at an empty plate
    Momma's torn hands cover her sunken face
    We hungry but them belly full
    The structure is set ya neva change it with a ballot pull
    In tha ruins there's a network for tha toxic rock
    School yard ta precinct, suburb ta project block
    Bosses broke south for new flesh and a factory floor
    The remains left chained to the powder war

    Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
    So make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first
    Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
    So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
    These people ain't seen a brown skin man
    Since their grandparents bought one

    Yes I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
    These people ain't seen a brown skin man
    Since their grandparents bought one

    So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun

    (Guitar solo)

    Bare witness to tha sickest shot while suckas get romantic
    They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton
    Still we lampin' still clockin' dirt for our sweat
    A ballots dead so a bullet's what I get
    A thousand years they had tha tools
    We should be takin' 'em
    **** tha G-ride I want the machines that are makin' em
    Our target straight wit a room full of armed pawn to
    Off tha kings out tha west side at dawn

    Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
    Make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first
    Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
    So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
    These people ain't seen a brown skin man
    Since their grandparents bought one

    Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
    These people ain't seen a brown skin man
    Since their grandparents bought one

    Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun

    The rungs torn from the ladder can't reach the tumour
    One god, one market, one truth, one consumer

    Just a quiet peaceful dance!
    Just a quiet peaceful dance!
    Just a quiet peaceful dance!
    Just a quiet peaceful dance!
    Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we'll never have
    Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we don't have

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    Originally posted by beachbum
    Is that another WWF wrestler Gaffer?
    Nope, a perfect exampled of comdey glasses and specs...

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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    DAMN IT! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE EXACT THING YOU SAID MARTIN BUT NOW I'VE LOST POSTS grrrrrrrrrrr
    Grrrr not that bug again

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    Good for you Kovan
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    just to be on the safe side
    i was joking
    so if you get told to change it
    i had nothing to do with it

    i am suprised filburt hasnt complained aboutit

    oh wait he cant see it cus he got signatures off

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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    Since I don't have time to read every joke I've taken the liberty of deleting them all.
    Pathetic.
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    Pathetic.
    Woah SD! Are you wearing those restrictive undies again?!

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    Pathetic.
    Judge: The courts are a bit busy today so you, you and you can have 10 years, you life, you a good behaviour bond and you a suspended sentence....
    Clerk: M'lord, that's the jury...
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    Originally posted by kovan
    just to be on the safe side
    i was joking
    I know you was kovan, but to be honest, I wouldn't really care if anyone did report my posts, if they had a problem with it, then so be it.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    well in that case ian

    i have a BIG problem with the word "elephant" in your location

    i have complained and u will be banned in an hour

    mwuhahahahaha

    only joking
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    I think I'll send the following message to the moderators:

    Dear Moderators,

    Ian P. Baker has really been offending me lately. His posts are liberally sprinkled with smileys, optimism in the face of impending peril on the job front, and just general mirth. As I read these posts often before I have had my first cup of coffee, they really can be annoying....no one should be that happy when I still have the morning grumbles. Please take care of this immediately!.

    Sincerely,
    Kathryn Barr




    That should take care of you, Mr. MorningGlory!!!!!

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    morning glory

    reminds me of yesterday

    trust u 2 gutterise this de-gutterised thread katie
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    Originally posted by barrk
    I think I'll send the following message to the moderators:

    Dear Moderators,

    Ian P. Baker has really been offending me lately. His posts are liberally sprinkled with smileys, optimism in the face of impending peril on the job front, and just general mirth. As I read these posts often before I have had my first cup of coffee, they really can be annoying....no one should be that happy when I still have the morning grumbles. Please take care of this immediately!.

    Sincerely,
    Kathryn Barr

    That should take care of you, Mr. MorningGlory!!!!!

    ROTFLMFAO (and just in case, the F is "Flipping" )


    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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