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    Has anyone ever got beyond Guru yet, if u go to the faq, u will see that if u post over 4095 posts then u will be something else, but what?
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    Maybe you get a price

    ...or become a ball of rice *g*

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    Maybe it's a God. Or a Vb God.

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    Vb God kedaman, does that sound familiar? No it can't be. There's only one god so it can't be. Or John would have to make so that the first that gets to 4096 will get vb god, and then the title is closed for every one else. I don't think it's a good idea.

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    I was joking meg, don't get upset, sorry, thanks, bye, cya

    Saying "god-crap" won't offend me
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Sorry I bursted out. I just finished reading the "Proof of God's exsistance" catagory and that got me hyped up.

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    MEGATRON - You are wrong !



    Oh...After seeing megatron Post that..

    Guru in India Means God In english..

    have to Clear this up or my head will burst open.

    GURU is a SANSKRIT ( An Ancient Hindu Language ) means
    Teacher or One who gives knowledge by removing the veil of
    darkness. GU - Darkness , RU - Remove .

    If you don't Belive this, Give a nice stare at my name.
    G.Kumaraguru . G is my intial but see the second part of
    my name. It is Guru. BTW I am Indian Living In India.

    I don't need to post 1000's of Messages here to be a GURU.
    I already have one to my name. :-)


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    Guru can also be referred to as a God. I should know because my parents are from India.

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    Meg I think G.Kumaraguru is right. Guru is a teacher. But Guru are supposed to be respected as much as god I believe. My parents are from Sri Lanka and I was born there.
    (It's an island off the southern coast of India for you geographically challenged people)
    "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

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    We had a math teacher who was called "Guru"
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    noone geographicly chalenged means far away.

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    then what does horizontally challenged mean?

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    Sam, the sad part is I dont know if your being serious or not.
    "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

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    I think noone might be right. But then again far away makes sense too. They both seem right in a sense.

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    megatron, horrozontally challenged means you cant lay down, you have to sleep standing up..
    if you lay down you start floating
    I was horrozontally challenged once during the 50's, doctors didnt have a cure for it.
    so I worked in the magic business till it went away... I made such good money, currently I am vertically challenged. I start floating when i stand up...


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    I think if you have under 10 posts, your title should be "British Man". And if you if none of you posts seem to make sense your title should be "Scottsman". (These jokes were not meant to be offensive, just so you know, i am scottish)

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    Cool

    You pickin a fight, Chimpy? >|:-)

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