when we last all met, the plane was flying off into the horizon, with the whole gang comming over to the lovely land of england, to meet none other than the queen.
Tea in Buckingham Palace was going well, with everyone being strangely well behaved. But it was not to be, Prince Philip decided to put in one of his immortal line's "The Aussies are all a bunch of convict's". On hearing this, Jethro And Beacon decide to go Pycho and start rounding up all of the Queens Corgi's and demmanding an Apology or "The Dogs Get it". After 5 hours of negotiating with the SAS, They settle for a Crate of Swan and a nice BBQ in SOHO.
So The whole gang have a lovely BBQ, with Ian showing every one the lovely sight's an sound's. this turned into a 4 week bender, which included SD doing a pole dance showing off his Blue Tit's, Katie attracting every single red-blooded man in London ( as well as converting a few Queer ones as well) and Jethro Having a fight every single Night as he just wouldn't let it lie about the ashes.
But all things have to come to an end, and everyone decides it is best to go their seperate ways. "It's been emotional"
Roll forward 6 Month's
Ian is a troubled man, He's given up his job at the sex shop and he's not sure where he is going, He's a man on the edge after the split up with soul mate Dorris. So he driving, He doesn't know where he is going, but he's going there anyway he's on a one way ticket to .............
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
when we last all met, the plane was flying off into the horizon, with the whole gang comming over to the lovely land of england, to meet none other than the queen.
Tea in Buckingham Palace was going well, with everyone being strangely well behaved. But it was not to be, Prince Philip decided to put in one of his immortal line's "The Aussies are all a bunch of convict's". On hearing this, Jethro And Beacon decide to go Pycho and start rounding up all of the Queens Corgi's and demmanding an Apology or "The Dogs Get it". After 5 hours of negotiating with the SAS, They settle for a Crate of Swan and a nice BBQ in SOHO.
So The whole gang have a lovely BBQ, with Ian showing every one the lovely sight's an sound's. this turned into a 4 week bender, which included SD doing a pole dance showing off his Blue Tit's, Katie attracting every single red-blooded man in London ( as well as converting a few Queer ones as well) and Jethro Having a fight every single Night as he just wouldn't let it lie about the ashes.
But all things have to come to an end, and everyone decides it is best to go their seperate ways. "It's been emotional"
Roll forward 6 Month's
Ian is a troubled man, He's given up his job at the sex shop and he's not sure where he is going, He's a man on the edge after the split up with soul mate Dorris. So he driving, He doesn't know where he is going, but he's going there anyway he's on a one way ticket to spiritualism. In his middle age () Ian had decided to discover his inner self, and to achieve this he dug out all his hippy gear from the 70s, sold his car and bought tickets, travellers cheques. He was about to start the biggest adventure of his lifetime, backpacking accross Asia wtih a backpack full of pot.
Meanwhile, having been inspired by Ian's successful career in the sex industry, Ric had gone to Bankokto set up his own store in the sex capital of Asia. He had carefully spent his money loaned to him by the banks, and had a full stock of Ingrids. It was the opening day when......
Ian is a troubled man, He's given up his job at the sex shop and he's not sure where he is going, He's a man on the edge after the split up with soul mate Dorris. So he driving, He doesn't know where he is going, but he's going there anyway he's on a one way ticket to spiritualism. In his middle age () Ian had decided to discover his inner self, and to achieve this he dug out all his hippy gear from the 70s, sold his car and bought tickets, travellers cheques. He was about to start the biggest adventure of his lifetime, backpacking accross Asia wtih a backpack full of pot.
Meanwhile, having been inspired by Ian's successful career in the sex industry, Ric had gone to Bankokto set up his own store in the sex capital of Asia. He had carefully spent his money loaned to him by the banks, and had a full stock of Ingrids. It was the opening day when a gang of rogue shaolin monks attacked the shop, vandalising it and stealing the shipment of arnies
ric is distraught, and he has to postpone the opening, as he searches for a way to get the arnies back, ghostryder pulls up on his "arniecycle" and offers his services to help regain the lost arnies, as he has been battling the rogue monks with the help of "hashman" (hasman is ian, with a green bandana tied across his eyes and two holes cut for sight, however, no one knows who he is"
however there is bad news, the leader of the monks has only ONE weakness, women, there is NO MALE ALIVE that can hurt him, so ghost ponders for a while.........
"I GOT IT!!" shouted ghost, who had just come from amsterdam, and while there, met up with the smuttiest female in the planet, and of course member of the gang, katie!! she was workin in a hash/strip bar making a fortune
"hashman, make the call" rich asked
hashman rang up katie, who was more than delighted to come and help the gang
"ok guys, so what now??" ghost asked
hashman piped up "ok well i think we should....................
ric is distraught, and he has to postpone the opening, as he searches for a way to get the arnies back, ghostryder pulls up on his "arniecycle" and offers his services to help regain the lost arnies, as he has been battling the rogue monks with the help of "hashman" (hasman is ian, with a green bandana tied across his eyes and two holes cut for sight, however, no one knows who he is"
however there is bad news, the leader of the monks has only ONE weakness, women, there is NO MALE ALIVE that can hurt him, so ghost ponders for a while.........
"I GOT IT!!" shouted ghost, who had just come from amsterdam, and while there, met up with the smuttiest female in the planet, and of course member of the gang, katie!! she was workin in a hash/strip bar making a fortune
"hashman, make the call" rich asked
hashman rang up katie, who was more than delighted to come and help the gang
"ok guys, so what now??" ghost asked
hashman piped up "ok well i think we should smoke this pipe , get completly stoned and baffle the monk's with our talk about feeling hungry and not knowing why. so al three are laying around stoned out of their faces when sudenly ....
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
ric is distraught, and he has to postpone the opening, as he searches for a way to get the arnies back, ghostryder pulls up on his "arniecycle" and offers his services to help regain the lost arnies, as he has been battling the rogue monks with the help of "hashman" (hasman is ian, with a green bandana tied across his eyes and two holes cut for sight, however, no one knows who he is"
however there is bad news, the leader of the monks has only ONE weakness, women, there is NO MALE ALIVE that can hurt him, so ghost ponders for a while.........
"I GOT IT!!" shouted ghost, who had just come from amsterdam, and while there, met up with the smuttiest female in the planet, and of course member of the gang, katie!! she was workin in a hash/strip bar making a fortune
"hashman, make the call" rich asked
hashman rang up katie, who was more than delighted to come and help the gang
"ok guys, so what now??" ghost asked
hashman piped up "ok well i think we should smoke this pipe , get completly stoned and baffle the monk's with our talk about feeling hungry and not knowing why. so al three are laying around stoned out of their faces when sudenly......THE MONKS ATTACK!!
ghost and his steel chain spring to life and begin attacking people
hashman takes out some bongs and starts kickin ass (pausing to take a puff every now and then)
as for ric, he has disappeared, ghost and hashman were fighting and it seemed as if they were down, when ric walked out of his store holding what appeared to be a rocket launcher, but it was filled with something else...........
ghost and his steel chain spring to life and begin attacking people
hashman takes out some bongs and starts kickin ass (pausing to take a puff every now and then)
as for ric, he has disappeared, ghost and hashman were fighting and it seemed as if they were down, when ric walked out of his store holding what appeared to be a rocket launcher, but it was filled with something else... fart gas!! Ric had gone off to the local joke shop (incidentally run by Parksie, that well known cheeky bast*rd), and was gassing the monks. He quickly threw gas masks to ghost and hashman. When all the monks were on the floor, ghost and Ric piled them up, while Ian rolled some spliffs. They then used handcuffs from Ric's shop to tie up the monks. However, even though they had a spectacular victory under their belt, they did not know where the Arnie's were. After quizzing one of the still-conscious monks,
ghost and his steel chain spring to life and begin attacking people
hashman takes out some bongs and starts kickin ass (pausing to take a puff every now and then)
as for ric, he has disappeared, ghost and hashman were fighting and it seemed as if they were down, when ric walked out of his store holding what appeared to be a rocket launcher, but it was filled with something else... fart gas!! Ric had gone off to the local joke shop (incidentally run by Parksie, that well known cheeky bast*rd), and was gassing the monks. He quickly threw gas masks to ghost and hashman. When all the monks were on the floor, ghost and Ric piled them up, while Ian rolled some spliffs. They then used handcuffs from Ric's shop to tie up the monks. However, even though they had a spectacular victory under their belt, they did not know where the Arnie's were. After quizzing one of the still-conscious monks, they were told a story that would change their lives and the way they wore their trouser for ever. The Monk in his last dying words had explained that they were just hired help to steal the anie's for some othe dasterly people and the name of those people were the Moder......... at which point the Monk croaked it. And so the story begins
HERE IS AN IDEA
THE CASE OF THE MISSING ARNIES
All three of them knew that this would be a perilous journey, that certain death was most likely to happen. They would meet up with old friends, maybee make some new ones and would probably not even of taken the quest up if it weren't for the fact that they were all completley stoned. so off they went, three fearless programmers with very strange habbit's and their first port of call was .....
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
All three of them knew that this would be a perilous journey, that certain death was most likely to happen. They would meet up with old friends, maybee make some new ones and would probably not even of taken the quest up if it weren't for the fact that they were all completley stoned. so off they went, three fearless programmers with very strange habbit's and their first port of call was.....
the port city of suckisucki
as they entered the town on a beat up 64 chevy with hydraulics which they got from some pimp dressed in green called don juan and ghost was of course on the arnicycle
of course their first stop was a local brothel, and who should they see upon entry but katie!!
"hey guys, i thought that u told me to come to shanghai, but never mind, so what are you guys doin??"
"well....." as ian began the story, ghost and ric knew this was gonna go on forever and decided to "order"
ghost went first "ill have.... one of your.... swedish twin mcdouble, with a side order of ice and a $20 sack"
ric went up next "well i want one of those....
"hey guys, i thought that u told me to come to shanghai, but never mind, so what are you guys doin??"
"well....." as ian began the story, ghost and ric knew this was gonna go on forever and decided to "order"
ghost went first "ill have.... one of your.... swedish twin mcdouble, with a side order of ice and a $20 sack"
ric went up next "well i want one of those...." but was cut-off mid-sentence by a large man wearing a balaclava, who bent down to his level and yelled "Oi! You! Nooooooooo!!! You're underage! Get the ***** out of my brothel!". So with Ric tied up outside, ghost, Ian and Katie sat down in the dungeon and discussed the situation they were in, being:
a) In deep sh*t with the Shaolin Monks of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". And
b) missing several $1000s worth of Arnies.
Katie (the co-owner of 'Das Bordello', a German style house of ill repute), mentioned she did have several Arnies, but they were the companies and "definately not mine". Whilst dicussing these issues, who should take off their gimp mask but.....
"hey guys, i thought that u told me to come to shanghai, but never mind, so what are you guys doin??"
"well....." as ian began the story, ghost and ric knew this was gonna go on forever and decided to "order"
ghost went first "ill have.... one of your.... swedish twin mcdouble, with a side order of ice and a $20 sack"
ric went up next "well i want one of those...." but was cut-off mid-sentence by a large man wearing a balaclava, who bent down to his level and yelled "Oi! You! Nooooooooo!!! You're underage! Get the ***** out of my brothel!". So with Ric tied up outside, ghost, Ian and Katie sat down in the dungeon and discussed the situation they were in, being:
a) In deep sh*t with the Shaolin Monks of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". And
b) missing several $1000s worth of Arnies.
Katie (the co-owner of 'Das Bordello', a German style house of ill repute), mentioned she did have several Arnies, but they were the companies and "definately not mine". Whilst dicussing these issues, who should take off their gimp mask but parksie!!
"hey guys, whats up?? i got this suit from my shop, its the last one, and i cam here to order, and guess what, just coz i was wearing this outfit, they locked me up here!!"
"so how are we gonna escape??" katie questioned
ghostryder suggested "well i know this guy bolo yeung, he could infiltrate the monks and set us free"
"yeah but will he be any use in a fight??" parksie the gimp asked
"well he is built like a brick ****house, check it out"
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"hey guys, i thought that u told me to come to shanghai, but never mind, so what are you guys doin??"
"well....." as ian began the story, ghost and ric knew this was gonna go on forever and decided to "order"
ghost went first "ill have.... one of your.... swedish twin mcdouble, with a side order of ice and a $20 sack"
ric went up next "well i want one of those...." but was cut-off mid-sentence by a large man wearing a balaclava, who bent down to his level and yelled "Oi! You! Nooooooooo!!! You're underage! Get the ***** out of my brothel!". So with Ric tied up outside, ghost, Ian and Katie sat down in the dungeon and discussed the situation they were in, being:
a) In deep sh*t with the Shaolin Monks of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". And
b) missing several $1000s worth of Arnies.
Katie (the co-owner of 'Das Bordello', a German style house of ill repute), mentioned she did have several Arnies, but they were the companies and "definately not mine". Whilst dicussing these issues, who should take off their gimp mask but parksie!!
"hey guys, whats up?? i got this suit from my shop, its the last one, and i cam here to order, and guess what, just coz i was wearing this outfit, they locked me up here!!"
"so how are we gonna escape??" katie questioned
ghostryder suggested "well i know this guy bolo yeung, he could infiltrate the monks and set us free"
"yeah but will he be any use in a fight??" parksie the gimp asked
"well he is built like a brick ****house, check it out"
"well i have a better idea, why don't we hire THESE instead " said katie
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"Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
"hey guys, i thought that u told me to come to shanghai, but never mind, so what are you guys doin??"
"well....." as ian began the story, ghost and ric knew this was gonna go on forever and decided to "order"
ghost went first "ill have.... one of your.... swedish twin mcdouble, with a side order of ice and a $20 sack"
ric went up next "well i want one of those...." but was cut-off mid-sentence by a large man wearing a balaclava, who bent down to his level and yelled "Oi! You! Nooooooooo!!! You're underage! Get the ***** out of my brothel!". So with Ric tied up outside, ghost, Ian and Katie sat down in the dungeon and discussed the situation they were in, being:
a) In deep sh*t with the Shaolin Monks of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". And
b) missing several $1000s worth of Arnies.
Katie (the co-owner of 'Das Bordello', a German style house of ill repute), mentioned she did have several Arnies, but they were the companies and "definately not mine". Whilst dicussing these issues, who should take off their gimp mask but parksie!!
"hey guys, whats up?? i got this suit from my shop, its the last one, and i cam here to order, and guess what, just coz i was wearing this outfit, they locked me up here!!"
"so how are we gonna escape??" katie questioned
ghostryder suggested "well i know this guy bolo yeung, he could infiltrate the monks and set us free"
"yeah but will he be any use in a fight??" parksie the gimp asked
"well he is built like a brick ****house, check it out"
(pic of bolo yeung)
"well i have a better idea, why don't we hire THESE instead " said katie
(pic of a-team)
"oh your just saying that coz u wanna get it on with face" parksie said, he seemed jealous
"well either way were ****ed, im gonna have a blunt"
ghost reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of chrome tech 9s, a glock 9 and a 44 mag
"or we could use these"
"gimme that one!!" katie grabbed the 44, stroking the long barrel suggestivley
parksie took the glock and ghost kept the twin techs.
as for ian, he just took ghost's $20 sack, and started smokin
"arent u gonna help??" asked katie
"yeah sure, im gonna go up and blow smoke on them, when they are scratchin their heads, im gonna drop this rat down their pants"
ghost rallyed the four "aight then, lets get **** crackin people"
they all got up ready for action, they started by..........
"oh your just saying that coz u wanna get it on with face" parksie said, he seemed jealous
"well either way were ****ed, im gonna have a blunt"
ghost reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of chrome tech 9s, a glock 9 and a 44 mag
"or we could use these"
"gimme that one!!" katie grabbed the 44, stroking the long barrel suggestivley
parksie took the glock and ghost kept the twin techs.
as for ian, he just took ghost's $20 sack, and started smokin
"arent u gonna help??" asked katie
"yeah sure, im gonna go up and blow smoke on them, when they are scratchin their heads, im gonna drop this rat down their pants"
ghost rallyed the four "aight then, lets get **** crackin people"
they all got up ready for action, they started by Picking up Ian (who had just whited out) and used him as a battering ram to knock down the dungeon door. As soon as the door was open they all lept out, only to be to confornted by some of the monks that were brandashing what looked like a rather strange shaped ........
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"oh your just saying that coz u wanna get it on with face" parksie said, he seemed jealous
"well either way were ****ed, im gonna have a blunt"
ghost reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of chrome tech 9s, a glock 9 and a 44 mag
"or we could use these"
"gimme that one!!" katie grabbed the 44, stroking the long barrel suggestivley
parksie took the glock and ghost kept the twin techs.
as for ian, he just took ghost's $20 sack, and started smokin
"arent u gonna help??" asked katie
"yeah sure, im gonna go up and blow smoke on them, when they are scratchin their heads, im gonna drop this rat down their pants"
ghost rallyed the four "aight then, lets get **** crackin people"
they all got up ready for action, they started by Picking up Ian (who had just whited out) and used him as a battering ram to knock down the dungeon door. As soon as the door was open they all lept out, only to be to confornted by some of the monks that were brandashing what looked like a rather strange shaped... coke A rather strage shaped coke can.
"oh my god it's shaped like a ...
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Jotaf's Theories!
"Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
"oh your just saying that coz u wanna get it on with face" parksie said, he seemed jealous
"well either way were ****ed, im gonna have a blunt"
ghost reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of chrome tech 9s, a glock 9 and a 44 mag
"or we could use these"
"gimme that one!!" katie grabbed the 44, stroking the long barrel suggestivley
parksie took the glock and ghost kept the twin techs.
as for ian, he just took ghost's $20 sack, and started smokin
"arent u gonna help??" asked katie
"yeah sure, im gonna go up and blow smoke on them, when they are scratchin their heads, im gonna drop this rat down their pants"
ghost rallyed the four "aight then, lets get **** crackin people"
they all got up ready for action, they started by Picking up Ian (who had just whited out) and used him as a battering ram to knock down the dungeon door. As soon as the door was open they all lept out, only to be to confornted by some of the monks that were brandashing what looked like a rather strange shaped... coke A rather strage shaped coke can.
"oh my god it's shaped like a ...arnie!!
it was in a curve, and had a handle, was this a weapon??
katie quickly attacked the arnie/coke sword, and several monks around it, the guys drew their guns and let rip, apart from ghost, who decided his techs were two precious to fire, so he whipped his huge chain out and flew in and engaged the monks in a kung fu battle
after a huge fight the gang were left standing
then, out came the shaolin master, he had a key round his neck
"this key, will give you access to your arnies"
"but to gain it, u must defeat me in battle, who is first"
"well ill do it" exclaimed parksie, as he apprached the master (who no male can hurt) he throws a flying punch and.....
it was in a curve, and had a handle, was this a weapon??
katie quickly attacked the arnie/coke sword, and several monks around it, the guys drew their guns and let rip, apart from ghost, who decided his techs were two precious to fire, so he whipped his huge chain out and flew in and engaged the monks in a kung fu battle
after a huge fight the gang were left standing
then, out came the shaolin master, he had a key round his neck
"this key, will give you access to your arnies"
"but to gain it, u must defeat me in battle, who is first"
"well ill do it" exclaimed parksie, as he apprached the master (who no male can hurt) he throws a flying punch and a slap round the face with his handbag. the Monk stands there and says "Now it's my turn" and procede's to pick up Mike By the Nad's, and chucks him back into the corner.
At this point Ian regains consience and with a bit of a headache. "Damn the was good stuff". Ric being rather scared as he is next in line, waits for Ian to roll yet another Biffa and when he stands up pushes him towards the Monk. Ian calmly walks up to the monk and procedes to .......
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
it was in a curve, and had a handle, was this a weapon??
katie quickly attacked the arnie/coke sword, and several monks around it, the guys drew their guns and let rip, apart from ghost, who decided his techs were two precious to fire, so he whipped his huge chain out and flew in and engaged the monks in a kung fu battle
after a huge fight the gang were left standing
then, out came the shaolin master, he had a key round his neck
"this key, will give you access to your arnies"
"but to gain it, u must defeat me in battle, who is first"
"well ill do it" exclaimed parksie, as he apprached the master (who no male can hurt) he throws a flying punch and a slap round the face with his handbag. the Monk stands there and says "Now it's my turn" and procede's to pick up Mike By the Nad's, and chucks him back into the corner.
At this point Ian regains consience and with a bit of a headache. "Damn the was good stuff". Ric being rather scared as he is next in line, waits for Ian to roll yet another Biffa and when he stands up pushes him towards the Monk. Ian calmly walks up to the monk and procedes to urinate on the monks leg!!
obviously ian is trippin so he is pissin away, then when he finishes the monk picks him up and uses him to wipe his leg clean, then he throws ian to the back wall
now its rics turn. he runs in with the glock 9 firin away!!! however, the monk catches the bullets, eats them and spits them back at ric, who ducks, then the monk blows at ric and he slides into the back wall
now its ghost's turn, he flys in with his chain kung fu moves and flashy shouting, doin all these kicks and punches, the monk looks impressed
but then he decides to start fighting, ghost is firin all these moves and then the monk just sticks hist fist out, knocking ghost right to the back
"ok big boy, now its MY turn" katie unbuttons her top buttons revealing some appealing cleavage and picks up ghostryders chain, she charges in, ready to battle
it was in a curve, and had a handle, was this a weapon??
katie quickly attacked the arnie/coke sword, and several monks around it, the guys drew their guns and let rip, apart from ghost, who decided his techs were two precious to fire, so he whipped his huge chain out and flew in and engaged the monks in a kung fu battle
after a huge fight the gang were left standing
then, out came the shaolin master, he had a key round his neck
"this key, will give you access to your arnies"
"but to gain it, u must defeat me in battle, who is first"
"well ill do it" exclaimed parksie, as he apprached the master (who no male can hurt) he throws a flying punch and a slap round the face with his handbag. the Monk stands there and says "Now it's my turn" and procede's to pick up Mike By the Nad's, and chucks him back into the corner.
At this point Ian regains consience and with a bit of a headache. "Damn the was good stuff". Ric being rather scared as he is next in line, waits for Ian to roll yet another Biffa and when he stands up pushes him towards the Monk. Ian calmly walks up to the monk and procedes to urinate on the monks leg!!
obviously ian is trippin so he is pissin away, then when he finishes the monk picks him up and uses him to wipe his leg clean, then he throws ian to the back wall
now its rics turn. he runs in with the glock 9 firin away!!! however, the monk catches the bullets, eats them and spits them back at ric, who ducks, then the monk blows at ric and he slides into the back wall
now its ghost's turn, he flys in with his chain kung fu moves and flashy shouting, doin all these kicks and punches, the monk looks impressed
but then he decides to start fighting, ghost is firin all these moves and then the monk just sticks hist fist out, knocking ghost right to the back
"ok big boy, now its MY turn" katie unbuttons her top buttons revealing some appealing cleavage and picks up ghostryders chain, she charges in, ready to battle.
"I'm here to help!" says Dennis. Dennis stares at the cleavage underneath Katie's unbuttoned blouse.... "Ermmmmmmm..... what was I supposed to be doing?"....
it was in a curve, and had a handle, was this a weapon??
katie quickly attacked the arnie/coke sword, and several monks around it, the guys drew their guns and let rip, apart from ghost, who decided his techs were two precious to fire, so he whipped his huge chain out and flew in and engaged the monks in a kung fu battle
after a huge fight the gang were left standing
then, out came the shaolin master, he had a key round his neck
"this key, will give you access to your arnies"
"but to gain it, u must defeat me in battle, who is first"
"well ill do it" exclaimed parksie, as he apprached the master (who no male can hurt) he throws a flying punch and a slap round the face with his handbag. the Monk stands there and says "Now it's my turn" and procede's to pick up Mike By the Nad's, and chucks him back into the corner.
At this point Ian regains consience and with a bit of a headache. "Damn the was good stuff". Ric being rather scared as he is next in line, waits for Ian to roll yet another Biffa and when he stands up pushes him towards the Monk. Ian calmly walks up to the monk and procedes to urinate on the monks leg!!
obviously ian is trippin so he is pissin away, then when he finishes the monk picks him up and uses him to wipe his leg clean, then he throws ian to the back wall
now its rics turn. he runs in with the glock 9 firin away!!! however, the monk catches the bullets, eats them and spits them back at ric, who ducks, then the monk blows at ric and he slides into the back wall
now its ghost's turn, he flys in with his chain kung fu moves and flashy shouting, doin all these kicks and punches, the monk looks impressed
but then he decides to start fighting, ghost is firin all these moves and then the monk just sticks hist fist out, knocking ghost right to the back
"ok big boy, now its MY turn" katie unbuttons her top buttons revealing some appealing cleavage and picks up ghostryders chain, she charges in, ready to battle.
"I'm here to help!" says Dennis. Dennis stares at the cleavage underneath Katie's unbuttoned blouse.... "Ermmmmmmm..... what was I supposed to be doing?"....
..."you were supposed to be getting me some fishsticks"
in watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.
after a huge fight the gang were left standing
then, out came the shaolin master, he had a key round his neck
"this key, will give you access to your arnies"
"but to gain it, u must defeat me in battle, who is first"
"well ill do it" exclaimed parksie, as he apprached the master (who no male can hurt) he throws a flying punch and a slap round the face with his handbag. the Monk stands there and says "Now it's my turn" and procede's to pick up Mike By the Nad's, and chucks him back into the corner.
At this point Ian regains consience and with a bit of a headache. "Damn the was good stuff". Ric being rather scared as he is next in line, waits for Ian to roll yet another Biffa and when he stands up pushes him towards the Monk. Ian calmly walks up to the monk and procedes to urinate on the monks leg!!
obviously ian is trippin so he is pissin away, then when he finishes the monk picks him up and uses him to wipe his leg clean, then he throws ian to the back wall
now its rics turn. he runs in with the glock 9 firin away!!! however, the monk catches the bullets, eats them and spits them back at ric, who ducks, then the monk blows at ric and he slides into the back wall
now its ghost's turn, he flys in with his chain kung fu moves and flashy shouting, doin all these kicks and punches, the monk looks impressed
but then he decides to start fighting, ghost is firin all these moves and then the monk just sticks hist fist out, knocking ghost right to the back
"ok big boy, now its MY turn" katie unbuttons her top buttons revealing some appealing cleavage and picks up ghostryders chain, she charges in, ready to battle.
"I'm here to help!" says Dennis. Dennis stares at the cleavage underneath Katie's unbuttoned blouse.... "Ermmmmmmm..... what was I supposed to be doing?"....
..."you were supposed to be getting me some fishsticks"
"oh ok, hold on man" dennis walked off to find some fishsticks, and raab sat in the corner with the defeated guys, and he stole some weed and started smoking
back in the battle the monk was throwing huge punches at katie, who was skillfully blocking them all, when she ducked a huge hook, she bent down and the monk saw her cleavage, he froze and then katie struck, she stepped back and ran in and kicked him right in the balls!!
the monk just cringed, and then katie focused her chi
"HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" katie screamed as she hit the monk with a vicious front kick sending him flying into the wall, his key fell off and katie picked it up
just then dennis returned
"hey raab man......"
back in the battle the monk was throwing huge punches at katie, who was skillfully blocking them all, when she ducked a huge hook, she bent down and the monk saw her cleavage, he froze and then katie struck, she stepped back and ran in and kicked him right in the balls!!
the monk just cringed, and then katie focused her chi
"HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" katie screamed as she hit the monk with a vicious front kick sending him flying into the wall, his key fell off and katie picked it up
just then dennis returned
"hey raab man, they were all out of fish sticks but I did manage to pick up these Pink furry ear muffs which would go so well with your glasses". The rest of the gang look bewildered at young dennis, but as he is only just reaching puberty, they decide to let the ear muffs incedent go.
Mike, who had just recovered from his ball swinging encounter, remember'd teh key that the dying monk had. So he picked it up and went on a search to find the right door, but got compeltly distracted as one of the doors that he managed to open was filled completly with ......
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
back in the battle the monk was throwing huge punches at katie, who was skillfully blocking them all, when she ducked a huge hook, she bent down and the monk saw her cleavage, he froze and then katie struck, she stepped back and ran in and kicked him right in the balls!!
the monk just cringed, and then katie focused her chi
"HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" katie screamed as she hit the monk with a vicious front kick sending him flying into the wall, his key fell off and katie picked it up
just then dennis returned
"hey raab man, they were all out of fish sticks but I did manage to pick up these Pink furry ear muffs which would go so well with your glasses". The rest of the gang look bewildered at young dennis, but as he is only just reaching puberty, they decide to let the ear muffs incedent go.
Mike, who had just recovered from his ball swinging encounter, remember'd teh key that the dying monk had. So he picked it up and went on a search to find the right door, but got compeltly distracted as one of the doors that he managed to open was filled completly with....... midgets
thousands of gambian midgets, now everyone nows mike has a certain "affection" towards midgets, and he grabbed on at the front saying "this is for my collection"
later the gang joined in the search for the door, then ian decided to ask the midget what his name actually was
the midget replied "well my name is...........
"My name is, my name is" *parksie pulls out his decks and does a few scratches* "Slim SD. Could you not tell by me being short, red and with two horns on my head? I'm here taking a break, with my girlfriend, she's called...
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"My name is, my name is" *parksie pulls out his decks and does a few scratches* "Slim SD. Could you not tell by me being short, red and with two horns on my head? I'm here taking a break, with my girlfriend, she's Jeremy's monkey, Zsa-Zsa
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"Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
"My name is, my name is" *parksie pulls out his decks and does a few scratches* "Slim SD. Could you not tell by me being short, red and with two horns on my head? I'm here taking a break, with my girlfriend, she's Jeremy's monkey Zsa-Zsa. Zsa-Zsa loves to be spanked.
"My name is, my name is" *parksie pulls out his decks and does a few scratches* "Slim SD. Could you not tell by me being short, red and with two horns on my head? I'm here taking a break, with my girlfriend, she's Jeremy's monkey Zsa-Zsa. Zsa-Zsa loves to be spanked.
"i have a paddle!!" katie exclaims
everyone looks at her
"what?? you never know when you will need one"
"anyway, ok, we have the arnies, now what??"
as if magic, a letter dropped from the sky informing the gang that pix has been kidnapped by the evil dr gates!! he is going to use her to program a version of windows that actually works!!
"no way, we cant let that happen" SD screamed
ghost interuppted "yeah, what will me make fun of??"
so the gang set off to rescue pix, and also save the world from a version of windows which works, their quest led them back to......
as if magic, a letter dropped from the sky informing the gang that pix has been kidnapped by the evil dr gates!! he is going to use her to program a version of windows that actually works!!
"no way, we cant let that happen" SD screamed
ghost interuppted "yeah, what will me make fun of??"
so the gang set off to rescue pix, and also save the world from a version of windows which works, their quest led them back to New Jersey, where the infamous Matthew Gates is said to be found.
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as if magic, a letter dropped from the sky informing the gang that pix has been kidnapped by the evil dr gates!! he is going to use her to program a version of windows that actually works!!
"no way, we cant let that happen" SD screamed
ghost interuppted "yeah, what will me make fun of??"
so the gang set off to rescue pix, and also save the world from a version of windows which works, their quest led them back to New Jersey, where the infamous Matthew Gates is said to be found.
"ok" said SD "this should be it. The Silicon Palace" ( )
"oh wait, this is not gonna be easy, evil Matt must have some silicon bots here to defend his fortress" said Ian
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"Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
as if magic, a letter dropped from the sky informing the gang that pix has been kidnapped by the evil dr gates!! he is going to use her to program a version of windows that actually works!!
"no way, we cant let that happen" SD screamed
ghost interuppted "yeah, what will me make fun of??"
so the gang set off to rescue pix, and also save the world from a version of windows which works, their quest led them back to New Jersey, where the infamous Matthew Gates is said to be found.
"ok" said SD "this should be it. The Silicon Palace" ( )
"oh wait, this is not gonna be easy, evil Matt must have some silicon bots here to defend his fortress" said Ian
"no, it's worse than that - look!" said Katie
"OH MY GOD!" screamed parksie in terror "IT'S AN ARMY OF ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!!"
"HOLY CRAP, RUN!!!" the gang started to flee, but they were no match for the lightning reflexes of the simmonsbots
"come on now people, get moving!! shake your booty!!" the robots began to speak
"aaaaah, im terrified!!" katie seemed more horrified than others because simmons works with a lot of women, and he is very determined for a short person
"WAIT!!" ghost exclaimed "i have an idea, we could.....
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as if magic, a letter dropped from the sky informing the gang that pix has been kidnapped by the evil dr gates!! he is going to use her to program a version of windows that actually works!!
"no way, we cant let that happen" SD screamed
ghost interuppted "yeah, what will me make fun of??"
so the gang set off to rescue pix, and also save the world from a version of windows which works, their quest led them back to New Jersey, where the infamous Matthew Gates is said to be found.
"ok" said SD "this should be it. The Silicon Palace" ( )
"oh wait, this is not gonna be easy, evil Matt must have some silicon bots here to defend his fortress" said Ian
"no, it's worse than that - look!" said Katie
"OH MY GOD!" screamed parksie in terror "IT'S AN ARMY OF ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!!"
"HOLY CRAP, RUN!!!" the gang started to flee, but they were no match for the lightning reflexes of the simmonsbots
"come on now people, get moving!! shake your booty!!" the robots began to speak
"aaaaah, im terrified!!" katie seemed more horrified than others because simmons works with a lot of women, and he is very determined for a short person
"WAIT!!" ghost exclaimed "i have an idea, we just need a silicon woman and they'd neutralize each other "
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I think we miss something... in the original "here is an idea", katie and some other people that usually write fun stuff participated, and this time it doesn't seem to be the case
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"Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
so the gang set off to rescue pix, and also save the world from a version of windows which works, their quest led them back to New Jersey, where the infamous Matthew Gates is said to be found.
"ok" said SD "this should be it. The Silicon Palace" ( )
"oh wait, this is not gonna be easy, evil Matt must have some silicon bots here to defend his fortress" said Ian
"no, it's worse than that - look!" said Katie
"OH MY GOD!" screamed parksie in terror "IT'S AN ARMY OF ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!!"
"HOLY CRAP, RUN!!!" the gang started to flee, but they were no match for the lightning reflexes of the simmonsbots
"come on now people, get moving!! shake your booty!!" the robots began to speak
"aaaaah, im terrified!!" katie seemed more horrified than others because simmons works with a lot of women, and he is very determined for a short person
"WAIT!!" ghost exclaimed "i have an idea, we just need a silicon woman and they'd neutralize each other "
"What about mowing the lawn with a peckish rabbit." suggested ian
"that may work, but i think we should get some wet kippers to slap them with"
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) Ian had decided to discover his inner self, and to achieve this he dug out all his hippy gear from the 70s, sold his car and bought tickets, travellers cheques. He was about to start the biggest adventure of his lifetime, backpacking accross Asia wtih a backpack full of pot.
, get completly stoned and baffle the monk's with our talk about feeling hungry and not knowing why. so al three are laying around stoned out of their faces when sudenly ....
and ghost was of course on the arnicycle
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