Kids....I should have had ten of them!

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 12:14 PM

I just got back from the SPs trying to keep my son out of jail.

This weekend is homecoming and each class builds a float on the back of trailers. Last night at 1:00am my son and a bunch of friends took my suburban and went to each house, hooked the floats up to my car and left the floats in the middle of the school quad. They left a note at each house saying: "You've been struck by the class of 2002! See you at school". A typical senior prank.

One parent called the SPs and wanted to have them charged with grand theft auto!!!!!!!!! What a bunch of horse ****! The SPs said that they would just be warned. The school hasn't decided whether to suspend them or not. Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore?????

**aknisely** · Oct 5th, 2001, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by barrk
I should have had ten of them!

That can be arranged....

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 12:46 PM

No it can't.

**aknisely** · Oct 5th, 2001, 12:50 PM

I'm sorry

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 12:52 PM

I'm not.....now I get to just sit back and wait to spoil my Grandchildren rotten and laugh at my kids when they are the one's down at the Security Office trying to save them from people with no sense of humor!!!

**ghost ryder** · Oct 5th, 2001, 01:47 PM

that sounds like a plan to me katie!!

**aknisely** · Oct 5th, 2001, 02:03 PM

People who have no sense of humor are often the cause of much humor

denniswrenn · Oct 5th, 2001, 02:30 PM

Nobody has any sense of humor anymore, the JV football team aren't allowed to strip the Freshmen team to their underwear, duct tape their hands and feet, and throw them in front of everybody at homecoming anymore.... What is the world coming to?

**parksie** · Oct 5th, 2001, 03:32 PM

I think that was a pretty good prank as they go

Our lot firebombed a scrap car and nearly blew up the chemistry store, so count yourself lucky

**Jim Brown** · Oct 5th, 2001, 03:59 PM

Well I hate my kids.

No, not hate them as such; I hate being their father. I was (am) a brilliant uncle to my brother's and sister's kids, and I'm very proud of my kids. I just would've preferred not to be a father at all.

Fatherhood SUCKS, unclehood is OK.

**Jim Brown** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:10 PM

And HUSBANDHOOD sucks too

**chrisjk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:14 PM

I diagnose chronic depression
I prescribe beer, and lots of it

**Jim Brown** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
I diagnose chronic depression
I prescribe beer, and lots of it

Diagnosis: correct
Prescription: wrong, in fact part of the problem. Or vice-versa.

Many prescriptions of various things didn't help; nor did big-S.

Although that remains a possibility.

**crptcblade** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Jim Brown
Fatherhood SUCKS, unclehood is OK.

Agreed. Don't you love it? It doesn't matter if the kids get bitchy, angry, or anything. You just hand them back to their parents and let them deal with it.

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:21 PM

Run around the neighborhood naked! Always helps me feel happier!

Not sure how the neighbors feel about it but I haven't been arrested yet!

**crptcblade** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Run around the neighborhood naked! Always helps me feel happier! Not sure how the neighbors feel about it but I haven't been arrested yet!

I prefer riding those old bikes with the one giant wheel and the 2 little ones.

**ghost ryder** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by barrk
I haven't been arrested yet!

im sure u havent

**thinktank** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:26 PM

Run around the neighborhood naked! Always helps me feel happier! Not sure how the neighbors feel about it but I haven't been arrested yet!

Do they show this on TV

?

denniswrenn · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade

I prefer riding those old bikes with the one giant wheel and the 2 little ones.

Bikes are evil! I rode 2-3 miles on one yesterday, and my ass is really sore....

If anybody says anything not related to bike riding regarding that comment, I'm going to smack them with the largest, wettest mackeral I can find.

**Jim Brown** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade

Agreed. Don't you love it? It doesn't matter if the kids get bitchy, angry, or anything. You just hand them back to their parents and let them deal with it.

Yes but I meant it more literally than that.

The big-S is the solution

**crptcblade** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:27 PM

Mmmm...mackeral...

**ghost ryder** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:30 PM

big-S??

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I'm going to smack them with the largest, wettest mackeral I can find.

Promises, promises.

Jim..Big-S?????? Seperation, Sex, Sin, Seduction, Salivation, Salvation????

denniswrenn · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:32 PM

Or maybe he meant sh..t.....?

**parksie** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:34 PM

I don't think it starts with sh...

My advice, Jim, don't.

**chrisjk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Jim Brown
Diagnosis: correct
Prescription: wrong, in fact part of the problem. Or vice-versa.

Nothing like a depressant to...

...oh...right.

**Jim Brown** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by barrk

Promises, promises.

Jim..Big-S?????? Seperation, Sex, Sin, Seduction, Salivation, Salvation????

Much simpler ... Suicide

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:39 PM

that would be such a waste....I'd try sex, sin, and just about any other s word first.

**ghost ryder** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:39 PM

hey jim, if ur feelin depressed, dont read my location or avatar (i am a bit depressed as well)

**Jim Brown** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by barrk
that would be such a waste....I'd try sex, sin, and just about any other s word first.

and read your responses elsewhere in the fora

ricmitch_uk · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:43 PM

School Leavers Pranks over the past few years at my school include:

Giving the teachers a crateful of chocolate bars (previously injected with large amounts of laxative )
Driving about the school grounds at high speeds with people sat on the bonnets of cars.
Taking pot-shots at teachers with air rifles.
Stuffing maggots, rotten fish and other biological items in the ceiling panels and leaving them there as long a possible.
Almost burning down the newly re-furbished physics labs.

Count yourself lucky....

**parksie** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Jim Brown
Much simpler ... Suicide

Thought so

denniswrenn · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:45 PM

Don't do it Jim, suicide is never the answer...

You all need to cheer up, it will get better!

**barrk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:46 PM

I know...I did much worse when I was a kid and no one ever called the cops. At least the SPs had to good sense not to arrest them.

Jim......I didn't understand what you meant by reading my other posts. Have I written something to upset you?

**chrisjk** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:48 PM

You can't do that man, then there'd only be 1 person here who knows Crawley!

ricmitch_uk · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by ghost ryder
hey jim, if ur feelin depressed, dont read my location or avatar (i am a bit depressed as well)

You haven't just found out your best mate's a schizo and has to be locked away for the rest of his life "for his own good".
I also feel a bit worthless ATM, seeing as the only things in my life are my PC & my music.
(Note sig.)

denniswrenn · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

You haven't just found out your best mate's a schizo and has to be locked away for the rest of his life "for his own good".

Can't they give him medication? Sorry to hear about that, btw

**ghost ryder** · Oct 5th, 2001, 04:53 PM

man that sucks

so thats me, u and jim who r depressed, lets start a support
group

ricmitch_uk · Oct 5th, 2001, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by denniswrenn

Can't they give him medication? Sorry to hear about that, btw

It all stems from him getting his under age g/f pregnant (twice) and her miscarraiging (twice)

, since then he has bee seriously depressed, and this has brought his schizophrenia out. He's currently on 2 Prozac a day

, but he has to be supervised everywhere he goes (and I mean everywhere) and he's not allowed anything sharp. He's not allowed back to school until he's stable, so ATM it's not certain where he'll end up, but an asylum is a possiblilty

.

denniswrenn · Oct 5th, 2001, 05:06 PM

Can't they put him in a half-way house or something?

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