Your experience sounds more like an "auto detailing" operation to me. I was just talking about $5 to $10 car wash & wax. They also have self-serve coin-op vacuum cleaning, but nothing where they do your nails and fluff your bottom while they clean inside your car. I'm not saying those aren't around here somewhere too, I just haven't been there.

We got a new food truck licensed to open daily in a vacant storefront parking lot. Some sort of chicken and pizza from the flyer stuck in my door.

That makes two now. I assume that is coming from the razing of our little business district to put up blocks of retirement cells, er, apartments. Zoning policy seems to have gone mad.