View Poll Results: What will happen to Boris Johnson

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  • He'll weather this and reach the next election stronger.

    2 18.18%
  • He'll weather this, but be crippled and limp to the next election.

    4 36.36%
  • He'll face a revolt in his party and be ousted before the next election.

    3 27.27%
  • He'll receive an atomic wedgie from the queen.

    2 18.18%
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Thread: Whither Boris?

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    Whither Boris?

    Place your bets. What will happen to the tousled toff?

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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I went with option 3 but I think it could either way between 2 and 3. I doubt he'll survive the vote of no confidence that seems to be coming but if he does he'll limp on.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I went with two because he seems like a survivor, and there is no viable alternative coalescing at this time. I hope I'm wrong, though. Option #4 would be the BEST!!
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Option 4 would never happen... she'd get the guards to do it.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I'd pay to see it, either way.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Where's option 5: the Queen will offer him a knighthood and, while he's kneeling, call "psyche" and chop off his head?
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I went with #2. He'll limp one way or the other, just not sure if it will be a victory or a defeat. I'm mostly sure (60-70%) he won't be voted out by his own party, but it's definitely within the realm of possibility. A national politician here in Canada just got voted out by his own party, so things are definitely "a-brewin'".

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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Quote Originally Posted by jmcilhinney View Post
    Where's option 5: the Queen will offer him a knighthood and, while he's kneeling, call "psyche" and chop off his head?
    Option 5: He falls into an alligator pit while apologizing to the queen.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Option 5: nothing to see here, move along folks

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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I asked the question as a poll because I don't think anybody, probably not even Boris, knows how this will turn out, so it's a good question to bet on. The answers so far have been interesting. I was reluctant to even vote because I'm so undecided about it.

    @Arnoutdv: I'd be interested in hearing your view. I'd say that yours is the low odds position, with 2 and 3 being the positions I hear most often, but I added 1 because there's always a chance. I'd just like to hear an argument for it.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I voted for one.
    My opinion is that people in politics get removed for reasons they don't have had any influence over.
    They have to take political responsibility for things happened in the past before they got their position.
    But for what is happening with Boris and his entourage, it will be forgotten and people go on with their daily business.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Okay, that's pretty much the reasoning as to why I added option #1. We sure do have short attention spans, and blame leaders for things that they have no control over. I still think it's a long shot, but, yeah, it sure could happen.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Please remember next time...elections matter!

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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Yeah, things aren't looking good for him. At this point I think there's a very real chance he'll stand down before the end of the day.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I'm beginning to regret my vote.

    Not as much as his regrets, but not insignificant, either. When I posted this poll, I was quite on the fence. At this point, I don't see how he could possibly carry on. Yeah, he has no shame, but he does like the power, and he has pretty much none of that left, by now.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Not sure whats best, he SHOULD go, either pushed out or preferably by resignation, but there is no obvious replacement!

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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I'm no Torie so it's hard for me to be objective when suggesting a replacement but Sunak seem the stand out option to me.

    Thing is, Boris is actually quite liberal for a Tory (mostly he's just a populist) so I find myself in the odd position of regretting that he'll go because the replacement is likely to be worse.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Any replacement will certainly be less entertaining. Heck, they'll likely even know how many kids they have.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    I think it is less whither Boris, nor whether he'll weather all this, the questions is merely a simple, whether Boris?
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Unbelievably, he seems to have got away with it again. It's all gone quiet and he's just motoring on as before.

    Honestly, what does this guy have to do?
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    That's the reason for the poll. Trump said he could murder somebody in the street and get away with it. Boris seems to be the same way. I don't think it's over, yet.

    I'm glad some people voted for option #4. That would certainly be the most entertaining.
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    Re: Whither Boris?

    Putin may have saved Boris's butt.
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