but I would also like to say that I could have made that virus sooooo
much better.

Here's how:

<Banning from forum... - James>
<Deleting profile... - James>
<Burning birth certificate... - James>
<Oy! - Me>
<%$!£ off - Me>
<Suing for bad language... - James>

Well, I hope the guy from Manila learns from the above. He is good but I
am soooo much better.