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  1. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:10 PM #1
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    You look like a homosexual...

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  2. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:11 PM #2
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    But Marge, $10,000! With that much money we'd be millionaires!
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    Now let's all go back to that building thingy, where our beds and TV is.

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  4. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:26 PM #4
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    Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
    Guy at Window: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
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  6. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:29 PM #5
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    Oh, I'm sorry son...I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown....
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  7. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:30 PM #6
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    You're not the only one that can exploit a non-profit organization.
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    Sir Isa-who?
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  9. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:32 PM #8
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    Oh my god! He fell on Aerosmith!
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    Burns : Think about it Smithers, what would you do if I came up and slobbered all over you and started sniffing at your crotch?

    Smithers : Umm, if you did it, sir?
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  12. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:36 PM #10
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    Moe : Hey everybody...I'm a stupid moron with big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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  13. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:38 PM #11
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    I'm not asking you to like me, I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, all I'm asking is that you be fair.
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    Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head...
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  15. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:39 PM #13
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    Sure its not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring...
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  16. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:39 PM #14
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    This one's got purple stuff in it, purple's a fruit.
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  17. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:40 PM #15
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    I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer...
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  18. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:41 PM #16
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    *falsetto* Hello, this is Mrs. Burns. I just called to say that I don't love you anymore.
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    Anonymous Freak : I came here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, aye.

    Anonymous Freak : I start fires.
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  20. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:42 PM #18
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    You said that wrong

    I am evil homer I am evil homer



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  21. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:43 PM #19
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    Ralph: I bent my Wookie.
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  22. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:43 PM #20
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    Homer: Welcome To Dumpsville. Population: You
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  23. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:43 PM #21
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    Ralph: Oh no, the pointy kitty took the key.
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  24. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:43 PM #22
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    Homer: If he's so smart how come he's dead
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  25. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:44 PM #23
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    Ralph: That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end.
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  26. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:44 PM #24
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    He didn't give you gay did he?
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  27. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:45 PM #25
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    I wanna set the record straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute
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    The pain was like a drug, but even more like a drug were the drugs
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    Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.
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    Mindy: What's wrong Homer?
    Homer: (crying) Oh like you don't know... we're gonna have sex.
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    Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
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    Ralph: Oh boy sleep, that's where I'm a Viking.
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    Homer: I was a political prisoner.

    Marge: How were you a political prisoner?

    Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt, do I have to paint you a picture?
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    I call the big one Bitey.
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    Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
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    I'm 249, and I'm feelin' fine...
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  39. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:53 PM #37
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    Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.
    Homer: And how?
    Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little uh, understanding here.
    Homer: I understand.
    Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..
    Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.
    Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?
    Homer: No, he's Bart.
    Wiggum: (frustrated) Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
    Homer: Okay.
    Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for (wink) is Mr. Bribe. (wink, wink)
    Homer: (clueless) It's a Ring Toss game.
    Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.
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    Homer: So you're saying you're never gonna eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No!
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No!
    Homer: Pork Chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
    Homer: Heh heh heh, ohh.. yeah.. right Lisa! A wonderful....... magical animal!
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    Homer: Wow bufallo testicles
    Lisa: No dad, they're apples
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  42. Sep 20th, 2001, 07:55 PM #40
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    She's always so moral. Why can't she be more like..... well not Bart but there's got to be a happy medium
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