If you were drafted...

**filburt1** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:06 PM

**chrisjk** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:08 PM

cookie sounds good...

**filburt1** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:09 PM

Cookie and studmuffin are my words for the day.

**chrisjk** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:10 PM

I don't want a studmuffin...i'd rather have a slut

huhuhuhuhu sluts

**aknisely** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:11 PM

Sluts are also preferable.

On the topic, however, I'm putting off my Return so I can avoid conscription to the IDF.

**filburt1** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:12 PM

Actually, that emoticon is pretty appropriate.

**SteveCRM** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:13 PM

I'd look for some way of getting a desk job...saying Im a computer programmer and stuff.....hopefully they would be impressed, if not I'd eat a cookie

**Beacon** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:21 PM

Depends are they attacking My Country or have i been asked to defend/attack another say France or afghanistan or something???

**filburt1** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:21 PM

If you were in the US, the poll says.

**SteveCRM** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:25 PM

scenario: you are being attacked by canada!

**filburt1** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:25 PM

The war would certainly be lead by a certain prominent VB World member.

**Beacon** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:32 PM

Well since i would never be in the us millatary i would get a beer and relax by my perfect whitesand beach perhaps go for a surf then i'd eat a cookie!

But i would only join the millitary if Australia was under attack though i probably would change my mind in an event of ww3!

I would hope to get a position within the inteligence and perhaps as a communication cracker!

Otherwise i'd get some sluts and somne cookies and run to the middle of W.A Where no-one lives totally isolated and live off sluts and cookies until the war ends!

**JungleMan** · Sep 16th, 2001, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by filburt1
The war would certainly be lead by a certain prominent VB World member.

that would be...you?

**SurfDemon** · Sep 17th, 2001, 12:05 AM

If I were drafted by the US military.....

.... I would stick my hand in the air and say that I am a Brit hoping to become a Canuck/Brit soon......

.... thats if they didn't reckon I was far too old to actually do any good anyway....

.... maybe me and the other elderly VBworlders could bore the enemy to death with stories of how "when we were lads all this was green fields"

SD

**simonm** · Sep 17th, 2001, 02:53 AM

Beacon

But i would only join the millitary if Australia was under attack though i probably would change my mind in an event of ww3!

What about if a bunch of hijackers flew a plane into the Sydney opera house?

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 17th, 2001, 03:01 AM

If there was anything big, I don't think there would be any drafting anyway as it would more than likely be a balistic war, with only a small part of it using actual troops which with all the nato forces combined would be more than a match than any oposing forces.

**beasty1711** · Sep 17th, 2001, 03:01 AM

i think the feelings from around the world would be different if it was one of their major land marks.

i. If the Opra house was hit the Aussies would be mad
ii. If Big Ben was hit the Brits would be mad
iii. If the Kremlin was hit the Russians would be mad etc..etc..

i dont think people from other countries willl ever feel as angry as the Americans do, mainly as a lot of people feel that, although it is a great tradagy, it dosnt directly affect them...... that is until something happens in their country.

i know i would sign up, and i dont even live in the US

**DWillems** · Sep 17th, 2001, 05:13 AM

Eh ? What do you mean "If you were daft Ed ..." ?

I AM daft Ed !

**chrismitchell** · Sep 17th, 2001, 05:20 AM

Cookie is my choice (as I wouldn't be drafted!)

**ghost ryder** · Sep 17th, 2001, 05:25 AM

although i think it should be solved without violence
i would readily right for democracy

but not before getting a cookie!!

**simonm** · Sep 17th, 2001, 05:43 AM

If they ever decide to perform a land invasion of Afganhistan, expect to be drafted. That would be a bloody war indeed and they will need every one they can get.

If they thought Vietnam was tough, Afganhistan is going to they're worst nightmare.

**aknisely** · Sep 17th, 2001, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by beasty1711
i. If the Opra house was hit the Aussies would be mad

Conversely, if they leveled the Sydney Opera House I'd be rather pleased. Nothing sounds good in that place.

**Beacon** · Sep 17th, 2001, 07:58 PM

Simon:

Hmm it would be pretty hard to hit it in a 747 they'd most probably hit the water!
It sits on a jutland forgot the name starts with B after some aboriginal guy! So noce diving a plane into it is going to be hard!

But no i wouldnt go i dont think!
Only if australia was bieng attacked and i fought on home soil.
But as i said my views would change!

adam: "Conversely, if they leveled the Sydney Opera House I'd be rather pleased. Nothing sounds good in that place."

Know from experience do you?
It's an architechural master piece yep they gfot the acoustics a tad wrong but how can you be glad?

**aknisely** · Sep 17th, 2001, 08:06 PM

It's an architechural master piece yep they gfot the acoustics a tad wrong but how can you be glad?

Architecturally, fine, but if you think that music is about what looks good, go watch your MTV and your Brittney and whothe****else. Music is about sound.

**Beacon** · Sep 17th, 2001, 08:40 PM

Have you even been to opera house?

What do they do in the opera house adam??

Music is about sound! Well some music is about sound the music i like is about sound but you cant tell me that Ricky martin and Brittney can sing that great.

**aknisely** · Sep 17th, 2001, 09:23 PM

you cant tell me that Ricky martin and Brittney can sing that great.

Who the hell said they had anything to do with music??

**Beacon** · Sep 17th, 2001, 09:37 PM

The opera house isnt about just music!

You would know that if you had done more than simply quote what you may have read from a book or travel guide.

It's the home of the famous Sydney Theatre Company as well as many other things. The acoustics may be a little off for music but it sint just music it is for theatre, acting, music a lot of things!

So crashing a plane into The sydney opera house would be the stupidest thing to do let alone say!

Speak to, even watch Tv shows that interview actors i've seen many that say it may not be the greatest sounding place but it's the ora of playing there that makes it so good!
It's a cultural icon.

**aknisely** · Sep 17th, 2001, 09:38 PM

The acoustics may be a little off for music but it sint just music it is for theatre, acting, music a lot of thing!

No it isn't. You're stupid.

It's a cultural icon.

So's Brittney.

**Beacon** · Sep 17th, 2001, 09:50 PM

I'm stupid.
Well what is about then maestro?

Tygur · Sep 17th, 2001, 09:58 PM

I seriously hope the US doesn't go to war. And if the crazy people at the top decide to go ahead and do it, I will not be interested in going out there and fighting.

Jethro · Sep 17th, 2001, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by SteveCRM
scenario: you are being attacked by canada!

Okay once we stopped laughing, we would televise a John Howard speech to em. The resulting massed confusion, would enable our crack teams of racing Koolas to surrond the Canadian forces........................l have got to stop toking in the morning

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