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Thread: Filburt headcount

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    Filburt headcount

    I always thought turtles were slow populators but it appears that they are breeding like rabbits. Is this a genetically altered model - a mutant? Will they eventually rise up and form Planet of the Turtles? Are turtles the sincerest form of flattery? How many are there at last count????
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    The real filburt would know what to do when he sees this...

    VB Code:
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    You're obviously not the real filburt because of your name and your posts is kind of 0. The real filburt has something around 3k.

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    The real filburt's name is filburt1, no stupid ¡ instead of i.

    How come your p/c is 0 anyway?

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    sheesh.....guys its a joke. Its not like everyone thinks the real filburt/filbert/crap has 0 posts. Calm down a little

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    Re: Filburt headcount

    Originally posted by beachbum
    Is this a genetically altered model - a mutant?
    Bum - after looking at that avatar, how can you doubt that it's a mutant? How ****ed up would it have to be to make it more obvious?
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Originally posted by f¡lburt1
    Im the REAL filburt!

    That's pretty convincing!
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    This forum is so much more 'sane' now that the u.s school system is back in full swing. I revoke my atheism just for a short prayer that the turtles get plenty of time consuming homework
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    Originally posted by f¡lburt1
    unfortunately, this little clone does not attened the us school system, or any other for that matter
    ... and judging by your spelling, you never have.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    True, but coupled with your lack of cases and the use of "or" instead of "nor", I thought it might be indicative.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    I'm the real filburt!!

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