I need some nonsense, Immediately!

[barrk]

[InvisibleDuncan]

Where's Bonker when you need him?

[paulw]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe

OK

Cheers,

P.

[chrisjk]

*Morning
- Good morning sir. Welcome to the national cheese emporium
*Ah, thank you my good man
- What can I do for you sir?
* Well, I was sitting in the public library, skimming through rode perries(??) by Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
- Peckish sir?
* Surrient
- Eh?
* youll 'ungry like
- Ah, hungry...
* And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd would do the trick", so I curtailed my Walpoling activites, tallied forth, and into your place, to negotiate the vending of some cheesey comestibles.
- Come again?
* I want to buy some cheese
- Oh, I thought you were complaining about the basooky(??) player
* Oh, heavens forbid, I am one who delights in all the manifestations of the (??)
- Sorry?
* Oh, I like a nice choon
- So he can go on playing can he?
* Most certainly, now some cheese please my good man
- Certainly sir, what would you like?
* Well, how about a little Red Leicester?
- I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester sir
* Oh, never mind. How are you on pilsit?(??)
- I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week sir, we get it fresh on Monday
.......
* camonbaire(??) perhaps?
- Ah, yes we do have camonbaire
* You do, excellent
- Yes, it's a...little runny
* Oh I like it runny
- Well it's very runny
* No matter
- I think it's a bit runnier than you'd like is sir
* I don't care how ****ing runny it is, hand it over we all speed.
- Ohhhhhh
* What now?
- The cat has eaten it
......
* Err, gorgonzola?
- No
* Parmisan?
- No
* Morzerella?
- No
* Danish Bimbo?
- No
* Venezualan beaver cheese?
- Not today sir, no.
......
* Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BASOOKY UP!!!!! Tell me, have you infact, got any cheese here at all?
- Yes sir
* Really?
- No, not really sir
* You haven't?
- No sir, not a scrap. I was deliberatly wasting your time sir
* Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you
- Righto then
<BANG>
<THUD>

[Bonker Gudd]

[Bonker Gudd]

Hang on a minute.

[barrk]

Thanks.......that's just what I needed!

[Paul Warren]

What do you mean ? I don't think I've ever seen anything sensible on this forum.

[barrk]

Wayyyyy toooooooo manyyyyyyyyy arguments lately!

[Paul Warren]

You noticed did you ? I apologise for being an argumentative git today. Tomorrow I will be sweetness and light and kind to all people. There's no sarcasm in this thread, it just sounds like it. Blame my sister-in-law for this mood, it will soon pass, once I've told her what I think of her.

humph. I'm going home. See you tomorrow. If I'm in the same mood I'll stay away.

[scoutt]

Originally posted by f¡lburt1
I'll show my face, plug my apps to hell, generally annoy everyone just by my presence...oh wait, you wanted cheering up

he he that was just plain funny

I agree Katie, to many religion threads that end up in an arguments.

now that is nonsense

[Stefan Raab]

i got the madness. Looka here: If you let yo bang tang down, you got it bigger than a banana beater.