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  1. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:03 AM #1
    Mark Sreeves
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    Argument for Pre-marital sex

    READ FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Imagine: an incredibly handsome guy. A romantic
    supper in your favorite restaurant, candlelight. He is cool,
    intelligent, rich, he kisses wonderfully, dances like a god,
    all your friends are crazy about him, your parents adore him.

    He is the man of your dreams.

    He asks you to marry him, but there is one but.
    No sex before marriage.

    You - of course - agree to all. You get the most
    beautiful wedding dress, the cake is equally fantastic,
    the wedding party is an event of the century.

    And then .....
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  2. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:06 AM #2
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    i'm not a woman
    I'm bringing geeky back...
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  3. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:07 AM #3
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    LOL !!


    Acctually, I dont belive in sex before marriage...
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  4. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:11 AM #4
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    u ok simon ?
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  6. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:11 AM #5
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    Si, is that because you don't believe in it or because you can't get any ?

    What's wrong with that picture anyway, that's normal isn't it ?
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  7. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:15 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Paul Warren
    What's wrong with that picture anyway, that's normal isn't it ?
    I'm bringing geeky back...
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  8. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:45 AM #7
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    ...I just dont... is that a problem with anyone?
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  9. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:46 AM #8
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    Dont you have urges like the rest of us ?
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  11. Sep 7th, 2001, 03:49 AM #9
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    Si, stop being such an argumentative tw*t
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  12. Sep 7th, 2001, 04:35 AM #10
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    I aint being argumentative, Paul

    Jamie, never!!
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  13. Sep 7th, 2001, 04:37 AM #11
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    Sorry mate, I thought you were looking for someone to disagree with you and so start an argument.

    My most profound apologies Si.
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  14. Sep 7th, 2001, 04:46 AM #12
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    No I wasnt, and dont worry about it, its just one of my beliefs... thou im not "religious"
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  15. Sep 7th, 2001, 04:49 AM #13
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    Right so,

    you meet some girl in a pub or disco or something.
    the two of your are locked out of your heads.
    yiz stagger back to her flat.
    things start getting hot, and she takes off all her clothes.

    you'd refuse ?
    (provided you hadnt married her earlier in the evening)
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  16. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:00 AM #14
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    1, That dont happen to me. hehe

    2, I refuse.
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  17. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:02 AM #15
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    She's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Beautifully tanned and slim body. She's absolutely gagging for it. Begging for it. She's totally naked and willigling suggestively.

    There's no ****ing way you'd say no
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  18. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:03 AM #16
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    Maybe you wouldnt, but I would

    thou im already with the most beautiful girl i have ever seen
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  19. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:09 AM #17
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    And I bet you havent even fiddled with her !
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  20. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:13 AM #18
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    And I bet you havent even fiddled with her !

    No I havent, she has got sorta the same beliefs to me and I respect them as she does mine.
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  21. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:15 AM #19
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    I wouldnt be able to live like that.
    I admire your conviction
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  22. Sep 7th, 2001, 05:23 AM #20
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    I wouldnt be able to live like that.
    I admire your conviction
    Thanks.
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  23. Sep 7th, 2001, 07:07 AM #21
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    Well, that's your opinion and fair enough

    I'm not bothered but I can see how some people might be.

    PS: Mark -
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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  24. Sep 7th, 2001, 07:31 AM #22
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    Originally posted by chenko
    she has got sorta the same beliefs to me and I respect them as she does mine.
    Bloody hell - you're going out with Britney? Good going!
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  25. Sep 7th, 2001, 07:36 AM #23
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    Bloody hell - you're going out with Britney? Good going!
    Eh no, britney's a ****ing slapper !
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  26. Sep 7th, 2001, 08:43 AM #24
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    I thought she was famously virginal - despite internet evidence to the contrary.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Well just look at the way she does her songs etc.

    "Oops I did it again".... for **** sake....
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    True enough. I don't think she could ever be described as "wholesome".
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  29. Sep 7th, 2001, 09:02 AM #27
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    How do you know you've got the best if you haven't tried the rest
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  30. Sep 7th, 2001, 09:10 AM #28
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    How do you know you've got the best if you haven't tried the rest
    What, all of them?

    Even when I was young I didn't have the stamina.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  31. Sep 7th, 2001, 09:13 AM #29
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    Now thinking back to last month, I went on a bit of a riding-spurt for about a week. I only managed 350 women.
    I just couldnt go on.
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  32. Sep 7th, 2001, 09:15 AM #30
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    Its a dirty job but...
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  33. Sep 7th, 2001, 09:19 AM #31
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  34. Sep 7th, 2001, 09:22 AM #32
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    And if your girlfriend catches you ogling other women, just reply:

    There's nothing wrong with window shopping....provided you don't follow up with a ram raid!
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  35. Sep 7th, 2001, 11:50 AM #33
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    Bloody hell - you're going out with Britney? Good going!
    funny!
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