what is the legend of Nukem/dark programmer?

**JungleMan** · Sep 4th, 2001, 05:24 PM

While this was going on I had an account at VB world but never visited, I was suffering a similar fate at, dare I say the name, WinDrivers

What is the deal with nukem996 or dark programmer?

**parksie** · Sep 4th, 2001, 05:45 PM

Search for all of his posts (he didn't have many) and you'll get a fairly good idea.

Basically he started being nasty and extremely insulting about individual members, until we kicked up a right fuss (John closed one of Simon's threads after two posts [one from him, one from me

] - do a search for "pukem race" and it's around there timewise).

**JungleMan** · Sep 4th, 2001, 06:35 PM

i saw it...he posted like 900 times, you don't call that a lot?

**aknisely** · Sep 4th, 2001, 06:37 PM

Parksie doesn't

**SteveCRM** · Sep 4th, 2001, 06:49 PM

nukem won't stop talking to me on aim!!!!!

**chrisjk** · Sep 4th, 2001, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by SteveCRM
nukem won't stop talking to me on aim!!!!!

Can't you block him??? What a piece of **** AIM is!

**JungleMan** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:00 PM

I'm talking with him right now. He isn't too bad...

**chrisjk** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman
He isn't too bad...

That's like saying Hitler was a bit of a nuisance!

**JungleMan** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
That's like saying Hitler was a bit of a nuisance!

Well his previous posts were bad, but he isn't so bad in IM. so far at least.

Edit: Asking him stuff...yes he was Dark Programmer...can be found at PSC...programs in C++...more to come

**chrisjk** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman
yes he was Dark Programmer

I think the world and his wife knew that!

**aknisely** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:15 PM

It's easy for JPB to criticize other people; you hate me because I've got black hair.

**chrisjk** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by aknisely
you hate me because I've got black hair.

??

**Beacon** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:35 PM

Nukem was a cockhead so was DBC!

They both were outright twats!

DBC seems to appear on here sometimes but not that much anymore!

**crptcblade** · Sep 4th, 2001, 07:49 PM

Ah DBC, I liked fighting with him. Never got to fight with nukem, though. What a shame.

**Beacon** · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:29 PM

me niether but we made up for it!

**JungleMan** · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:30 PM

aww man..i never fought with either

**chrisjk** · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:34 PM

I've fought with DCB, and isurftheweb. haha, those guys were funny. Alas not nukem, but going on what happened I probably would have got myself banned (again!)

denniswrenn · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:37 PM

I fought with him quite a bit.... He threatened me a lot....... ahh good times.....

**Beacon** · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:40 PM

Yep i think i said a few choice words to isurftheweb!

You started that one chris! Well not started but first to retaliate just like me with DBC!

Banned: Ha that was funny you came back as a cupcake if i recall!

**chrisjk** · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Beacon
Banned: Ha that was funny you came back as a cupcake if i recall!

Yep, Mega Muffin. He might say hi some day. I have numerous other alises including, but not limited to:

Batman & Robin
Jöhn
Mega Muffin
Admin
Fïlburt¹ - Yes I was one of the fake filburts

**Beacon** · Sep 4th, 2001, 08:59 PM

*pssst* i know who batman and robin is! it's chris *pssst*
ssssssssshh

**Bjwbell** · Sep 5th, 2001, 01:53 AM

chrisjk is not Robin, Sam Finch is Robin

**Fllburt1** · Sep 5th, 2001, 05:32 AM

chrisjk's other aliases
Batman & Robin
Jöhn
Mega Muffin
Admin
Fïlburt¹ - Yes I was one of the fake filburts

Ah...So you're one of the imposters!!!!!!

wonder who the others are

Perhaps we should start a thread to see who has *other* identities.

**filburt** · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:27 AM

I am the REAL filburt.

**chrisjk** · Sep 5th, 2001, 08:55 AM

MUWWHAHAHAHAHAH

**filburtI** · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:09 PM

Guys, come on now. You're all imposters

**Stefan Raab** · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:17 PM

we all have imposters. thats why i had a bust of robert gouley tatooed on my earobe

chenko · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:18 PM

it was kinda fun arguing with dick face, but got very tedious!

scoutt · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:22 PM

all I know is one Filburt was enough, but keep up it is great

**Stefan Raab** · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:23 PM

waaaaaaaaaaah?????????

chenko · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:24 PM

Waaaaaaaaaajaaaaaajjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

cant you even do a lemon irkle sound correctly!! sheesh!!

scoutt · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:24 PM

awwwwww do you need a tissue tito

chenko · Sep 5th, 2001, 06:32 PM

well i guess he has to learn someway

**Wynd** · Sep 5th, 2001, 07:43 PM

All right now gather 'round if ya wanna hear, the story of nukem and his short-lived career...

*pulls out banjo*

there was a kid, he liked to yell
he swore a lot and couldn't spell
so he and dennis fought through the night
and nukem was banned without a fight

the kid wrote without any grammar
he came back later as dark programmer
we knew it was nukem back again
so he was banned right there and then

*puts away banjo*

Hope that educated all you yung'uns a little

scoutt · Sep 5th, 2001, 07:45 PM

hehe that was pretty cool Wynd

**parksie** · Sep 5th, 2001, 07:46 PM

I'm impressed!

Although it's nearly 2AM so I'm fairly easily impressed

**chrisjk** · Sep 5th, 2001, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by parksie
I'm impressed!

Although it's nearly 2AM so I'm fairly easily impressed

Do all the girls say that to you parksie?

**parksie** · Sep 5th, 2001, 07:55 PM

Just the slappers I'm not interested in

**Stefan Raab** · Sep 5th, 2001, 08:45 PM

send em over to me OK?

**aknisely** · Sep 5th, 2001, 09:45 PM

I don't think you want something that's not even good enough for mike....

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