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Sep 3rd, 2001, 06:22 PM
#21041
Addicted Member
Whoops! This isn't Word Association!
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Sep 3rd, 2001, 06:57 PM
#21042
Addicted Member
Just curious, why did you choose your avatar to be a sheep pissing?
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Sep 3rd, 2001, 07:03 PM
#21043
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:21 AM
#21044
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:24 AM
#21045
Monday Morning Lunatic
Yeah, afternoon. Bit quiet here.
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:41 AM
#21046
Fanatic Member
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:47 AM
#21047
Monday Morning Lunatic
*bonk*
All (well, 2 of us) present and incorrect...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:48 AM
#21048
Fanatic Member
number 3, reporting for duty
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:54 AM
#21049
Monday Morning Lunatic
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:57 AM
#21050
Fanatic Member
I'm in position, wait for my GO
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Sep 4th, 2001, 06:59 AM
#21051
Monday Morning Lunatic
On your marks..........
Get set.........................
Wait for it!
Still waiting? 
GO!
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 07:01 AM
#21052
Fanatic Member
a horse trot's into a bar, the Bar tender says "Why the long face?"
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Sep 4th, 2001, 07:06 AM
#21053
Monday Morning Lunatic
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 07:09 AM
#21054
Fanatic Member
two eggs , being boiled in a pan
first one says "It's bloody Hot in here"
Second one replies "Wait till you get outside, they will smash you effin head in"
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Sep 4th, 2001, 07:26 AM
#21055
PowerPoster
Shocking stat:
3% of retired people want to take up an extreme sport!
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Sep 4th, 2001, 07:48 AM
#21056
Frenzied Member
lol, did you know that 25.2% of statistics are made up on the spot
Government is another way to say better…than…you.
It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
but you can’t touch the silverware.
Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
Humph, isn’t that sweet?
And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
-Stone Sour
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Sep 4th, 2001, 08:00 AM
#21057
PowerPoster

But that one is actually true!
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Sep 4th, 2001, 08:02 AM
#21058
Frenzied Member
Government is another way to say better…than…you.
It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
but you can’t touch the silverware.
Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
Humph, isn’t that sweet?
And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
-Stone Sour
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:10 AM
#21059
Hyperactive Member
*yawn* *stretch* Good morning, campers!
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:12 AM
#21060
Monday Morning Lunatic
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:15 AM
#21061
PowerPoster
Originally posted by barrk
*yawn* *stretch* Good morning, campers!
hi-de-hi, hi-de-ho!
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:15 AM
#21062
Hyperactive Member
I'm pooped. Nothing a pot of coffee won't fix though! I couldn't sleep last night. It was 95 degrees and rained and nothing would cool down the house.
Is MSN up yet?
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:16 AM
#21063
Fanatic Member
yep, sure is
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:19 AM
#21064
Hyperactive Member
Cool! Add me to your contacts list and I'll see you there this evening....if anyone is still around.
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:21 AM
#21065
PowerPoster
Nothing a pot of coffee won't fix though!
Tut! Coffee is bad for you
Just one cup of coffee could put the heart under extra pressure for upto three hours, scientists say.
They have discovered the amount of caffeine in a cup of the beverage is enough to stiffen the arteries for that period - tand the first one of the day is the most dangerous.
The finding is important because stiff arteries lead to high blood pressure and prevent the heart from working properly. Although doctors have long suspected caffeine may be linked to heart disease, it is the first time tests have shown it has a direct effect on the arteries.
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:22 AM
#21066
Fanatic Member
already have
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:25 AM
#21067
Hyperactive Member
Don't worry Chris. I have a protien bar to go along with my coffee so it all balances out....kind of like eating a greasy cheeseburger with a diet coke...they counteract each other and therefore you consume no calories!
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:30 AM
#21068
Fanatic Member
*me thinks katie needs to go back to school and shoot her former Biology teacher*
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:32 AM
#21069
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:33 AM
#21070
Monday Morning Lunatic
My biology teacher would probably have shot me first 
I probably won't be around as I have a job interview tomorrow so staying up until 2am is a bit excessive...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:35 AM
#21071
Fanatic Member
do a "Spud" from trainspotting and you will be fine
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:36 AM
#21072
Hyperactive Member
Good luck! I'd better get some work done. I'll yak at you a little later.
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Sep 4th, 2001, 10:56 AM
#21073
PowerPoster
I'll yak at you a little later
You're going to throw a Nepalise wild animal at me?!? *ducks*
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Sep 4th, 2001, 11:29 AM
#21074
transcendental analytic
I think i'm going to have to leave
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Sep 4th, 2001, 01:03 PM
#21075
Hyperactive Member
Why, Ked??? Are you afraid of yaks???
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Sep 4th, 2001, 01:09 PM
#21076
transcendental analytic
No body likes me, as said. Besides a runtime error always occurs at line 189 where a "]" for a freaking reason I don't want to know when i open this page
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Sep 4th, 2001, 01:16 PM
#21077
Hyperactive Member
I'm getting the same errors.
What do you mean nobody likes you??? I do! I think your very funny!!!
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Sep 4th, 2001, 01:31 PM
#21078
transcendental analytic
People like Ian and probably everyone else don't like me, they just act like nothing but talk **** about me behind my back so I guess I have to leave
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Sep 4th, 2001, 01:51 PM
#21079
Frenzied Member
we all love you ked... smile man!!!!!
Government is another way to say better…than…you.
It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
but you can’t touch the silverware.
Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
Humph, isn’t that sweet?
And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
-Stone Sour
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Sep 4th, 2001, 02:22 PM
#21080
Hyperactive Member
Howdy Folks! I thought I'd better pop back in.
Hey Keds. This will cheer you up.
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is.

SD
P.S. And then hopefully you can explain the joke to me as I just searched the web for physics jokes
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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