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  1. Jun 13th, 2016, 06:39 AM #1
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    Best... news article... ever!

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  2. Jun 13th, 2016, 08:16 AM #2
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    Re: Best... news article... ever!

    Why?!?!?!? We can't even figure out why the chicken crossed the darn road, and now this???
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    Re: Best... news article... ever!

    Maybe it does answer the question of why the chicken crossed the road... it was trying to get to the port.

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    Re: Best... news article... ever!

    You see lots of recipes for chicken with port - seems they would head the other way.

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    Re: Best... news article... ever!

    Good point. The chicken got to the port, and is now marinated...or at least a mariner-rated chicken.
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    Re: Best... news article... ever!

    I think we could have done without the up close shots of it crapping all over the boat lol
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